JeffDub wrote:psichonaut wrote:tell i'm not civil....but i would throw there an atomic bomb to cut the delete the problem once at all
after reading this, I wish someone would throw an atomic bomb over your bedroom actually...
This reminds me of a story I once heard. It seems that god is getting mighty sick of the middle-east situation and decides to do something about it once and for all. So he calls Yassir Arafat and Benyamin Netanyahu (tells you how old this story is!) to a meeting.
God: Ok, guys, I'm really getting tired of watching you squabble over this land. So, I'm going to give you each an opportunity to tell me what you want to do, what's going to make you happy. The only caveat is that you cannot ask me to banish people from any part of the territory, ok?
Arafat and Netanyahu agree.
God: Right, now because the jews are my chosen people, I'm going to let Netanyahu go first. Now then, Benny - what's it going to take? What would you have me to to protect the people of Israel?
Netanyahu: Easy - just build a big wall all the way around the country. That way we can keep all the terrorists out and be protected from anyone who would harm us.
God: That's it?
Netanyahu: Yep, that's it - that's all we need.
God: Right then - I shall build a big wall all the way around Israel. Now then, Yassir - what do you need to protect the people of Palestine?
Arafat thinks about this for a moment.
Arafat: Ok, but before we start, can you tell me a little bit about this wall?
God: It is as high as the sky, no-one can get over it. Its foundations are as deep as the oceans, no one can tunnel underneath it. It is made of the strongest material ever created, you cannot drill through it, break it, or destroy it. It shall protect the people of Israel for a billion years.
Arafat: Any breaks in it at all?
God: Nope, it is a solid unbroken wall fashioned by my will to protect my chosen people.
Arafat thinks a little more.
Arafat: So, we're talking about an impossibly high, impossibly strong wall here, right? No breaks, one solid construction that goes all the way around Israel, even the coast?
God: Yep, that's right.
Arafat: Right, then. Fill it with water.