I had a stunning overnight stay here with all my family - and not a single argument among the lot of us, which has to be a first! Entertainment for the night was provided by Jeff, who surpassed my expectations of a clapped out wannnabee rock star and instead turned out to be a greyhaired potty-mouthed metalhead nutter from Govan and a damn fine guitarist. Great bar, nice food, Magners and ramshackle rooms - perfect for a MacHeartland gathering me thinks...Oh, and my favourite (and probably most useful) present? Dr Fart!