The Stig Un Helmeted!!! (Top Gear fans look away)

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:lol: !!!
Nah, seriously: One of the next episodes you'll see that man sitting on the side while The Stigg dashes by in a car.
That chap's just a bate, something to see and talk to so that people stop digging in high tech companies' waste for hints on the first real multitasking android. :wink:
By the way; I bet he programs drum machines as well. And plays guitar. He'd always wear glases when doing so, so no one recognises him.
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The disclosure of the Stig’s identity came after an internet hunt by fans of the programme. One clip posted on YouTube shows the Stig talking with a B*****l accent
.... :roll: oh the shame
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someone wrote:You have all been fooled! Can nobody else see it?? It is the Stig PRETENDING to be Ben Collins! If you lift the flap under Collins' chin you will see the white helmet! The Stig sometimes wears a helmet in the shape of Ben Collins' head in public. Golly, all of you are soo gullible!
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I'm personally convinced that the Stig is more than one person (like Banksy as it happens).
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Banksy's a fat chav from Birmingham. Thought that was common knowledge?
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Actually, I kinda wonder if all these 'Stig-hunters' feel better now that they unmasked their victim of choice.

The chase is better than the catch etc...

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now they should be quicker and point who will be next Stig :twisted:
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