Andrew...and why U like him

THE place for your Sisters-related comments, questions and snippets of Sisters information. For those who do not know, The Sisters of Mercy are a rock'n'roll band. And a pop band. And an industrial groove machine. Or so they say. They make records. Lots of records, apparently. But not in your galaxy. They play concerts. Lots of concerts, actually. But you still cannot see them. So what's it all about, Alfie? This is one of the few tightly-moderated forums on Heartland, so please keep on-topic. All off-topic posts will either be moved or deleted. Chairman Bux is the editor and the editor's decision is final. Danke.
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Dan wrote:
Chairman Bux wrote:I like Andrew because he's charming, witty, debonair, a snappy dresser, a wonderful human being and an even better lover.
And you have personal experience of this, yes?
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Nice, very nice Dan!!!

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Dan wrote:
Chairman Bux wrote:I like Andrew because he's charming, witty, debonair, a snappy dresser, a wonderful human being and an even better lover.
And you have personal experience of this, yes?
One has to keep one's self occupied during those long, cold and lonely winter nights "oop north".
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Ok, nobody's dared say this yet, so someone might as well...

<puts Sherlock Holmes hat on>
Chairman Bux wrote:
Dan wrote:
Chairman Bux wrote:I like Andrew because he's charming, witty, debonair, a snappy dresser, a wonderful human being and an even better lover.
And you have personal experience of this, yes?
One has to keep one's self occupied during those long, cold and lonely winter nights "oop north".
So one would conclude, also bearing in mind your other posts, that you are Andrew Eldritch and I claim my £5. (Either that or someone pretending to be him.)

BUT, there's also a post on this page here-
Quiff Boy wrote: i gather that eldritch is aware of this site though i dont know to what extent.

certainly other people within the sisters camp, that are also close to von, have seen this site and browsed it's contents (i know this for a fact) but none of them are registered here. that i know of. so far.
As the Chairman is a moderator in the Sisters forum (at least I think he is, or was), then he must be known to Quiffy. But we have this-
Quiff Boy wrote: i gather that eldritch is aware of this site though i dont know to what extent.
Which would mean the Chairman isn't Von after all.

Now we have everyone assembled here I will now reveal that I've never seen the Chairman and Quiffy online at the same time. In fact, on some occasions one has been online, then left, only to be replaced by the other moments later. I can only conclude that the Chairman is...













(drum roll)













... Quiff Boy himself!





Ayethangyow!
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:roll:

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close, but no cowboy hat and sunglasses... :innocent:
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Dan wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote: i gather that eldritch is aware of this site though i dont know to what extent.

certainly other people within the sisters camp, that are also close to von, have seen this site and browsed it's contents (i know this for a fact) but none of them are registered here. that i know of. so far.
As the Chairman is a moderator in the Sisters forum (at least I think he is, or was), then he must be known to Quiffy. But we have this-
Quiff Boy wrote: i gather that eldritch is aware of this site though i dont know to what extent.
Which would mean the Chairman isn't Von after all.
misinformation is a wonderful tool isn't it? ;)
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Quiff Boy wrote::roll:

http://www.myheartland.co.uk/statistics.php

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 Chairman Bux       Tue 21 Oct, 2003 5&#58;14 pm 
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close, but no cowboy hat and sunglasses... :innocent:
Both logged in at the same time. Very telling :)
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Quiff Boy wrote: close, but no cowboy hat and sunglasses... :innocent:
Or alternatively...

If it's not you, it must be the real Eldritch!
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LOL See...I am not the only one here who thinks Von is lurking among us!!!!!!!

:):):)
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Black Planet wrote:
Dan wrote:
Chairman Bux wrote:I like Andrew because he's charming, witty, debonair, a snappy dresser, a wonderful human being and an even better lover.
And you have personal experience of this, yes?
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Nice, very nice Dan!!!

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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One reason I love Andrew:

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villageidiot wrote:One reason I love Andrew:

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His lovley sofa?Image
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Hey everyone, look at Andreas's socks! (Well, sock) :lol:

I'm not sure why I thought that was funny now.
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markfiend wrote:Hey everyone, look at Andreas's socks! (Well, sock) :lol:

I'm not sure why I thought that was funny now.
:lol:
He's a good lad taking off his shoes when he goes indoors - look at the rest of 'em! shoes all over the lovley new sofa :eek:
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You can't see :von:'s feet in the picture. Perhaps he's in his socks too. ;D

Although to be honest I think he's got his socks stuck down the front of his trousers :innocent:
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markfiend wrote:You can't see :von:'s feet in the picture. Perhaps he's in his socks too. ;D

Although to be honest I think he's got his socks stuck down the front of his trousers :innocent:
You know better than that I said :von:

No he does not!!!!!!
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Theory 2: It's a game of "Hide Andreas's shoes"... :innocent:
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markfiend wrote:You can't see :von:'s feet in the picture. Perhaps he's in his socks too. ;D

;D :lol: :lol: :notworthy: God, I really love this forum already!!!!!!!!


Although to be honest I think he's got his socks stuck down the front of his trousers :innocent:
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I'm not sure the infamous love monster is all he's cracked up to be, if you can judge by the topographics of that particular pair of trousers...
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MrChris wrote:I'm not sure the infamous love monster is all he's cracked up to be, if you can judge by the topographics of that particular pair of trousers...
You are so naughty!!!!! :lol: :lol: :oops:
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villageidiot wrote:One reason I love Andrew:
So, this photo is something which you can find right away. :wink:
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Well. Suppose it's just the photo and the love monster is in reality not much of a monster. Suppose Andrew is reading this. Suppose his self-esteem is as high as it is generally believed to be... he must have a rather low opinion of some of the comments made here. :roll:

Have I become Amphetamine Filth now? :P
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Petseri wrote:
villageidiot wrote:One reason I love Andrew:
So, this photo is something which you can find right away. :wink:
:eek: :eek:

Erm, yes it is. :twisted:
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_emma_ wrote:Well. Suppose it's just the photo and the love monster is in reality not much of a monster. Suppose Andrew is reading this. Suppose his self-esteem is as high as it is generally believed to be... he must have a rather low opinion of some of the comments made here. :roll: :P
But he is also probably quite flattered that so many girls are lusting after him! do you however seriously think that he is so bored to look here at all?
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Some people here have implied in the past that he is an occasional visitor. They have implied that they know something the rest of us poor mortals don't. They have not named names, but have exchanged knowing winks. I suspect They will not say any more, however much we threaten to kick Their shins.
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but who are they? do they know that they are them? can anyone become one of them? how do we know that you're not one of them spreading disinformation?

i'm sorry. of course you're not one of us... err... i mean them. but to answer the question - yes, of course von is aware of this site and of course he checks in from time to time. it's all rather obvious if you look at it in the right way and disregard the more obvious mis-direction and red herrings. and how else would he know that his pension plan is still secure?
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