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- markfiend
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So, who would win in a fight? Russel Crowe or four hundred Yorkshire Terriers?
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I'd pay to see that idiot ripped apart by dogs but as an animal lover I have to report you to the RSPCA for dog-fighting
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they wouldn't be fighting dogs...
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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Don't misunderstand, it was entirely a hypothetical question. Obviously I have no desire to actutally pit Crowe against dogs, but it seemed like an interesting hypothetical question.silentNate wrote:I'd pay to see that idiot ripped apart by dogs but as an animal lover I have to report you to the RSPCA for dog-fighting
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Fantastic concept.markfiend wrote:Don't misunderstand, it was entirely a hypothetical question. Obviously I have no desire to actutally pit Crowe against dogs, but it seemed like an interesting hypothetical question.silentNate wrote:I'd pay to see that idiot ripped apart by dogs but as an animal lover I have to report you to the RSPCA for dog-fighting
Who would win; Stu Francis vs 300 maniac Geese?
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The Terriers win. We had one in the neighbourhood. Boy, there must be a Duracell or something somewhere in them. They simply *never* stop playing, barking, jumping, running.
Pretty surely one would do the job. Crowe would simply faint after a few hours of running after the dog.
Pretty surely one would do the job. Crowe would simply faint after a few hours of running after the dog.
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much as i think crowe is a complete arse-candle, my utter contempt and loathing for bad-tempered yappy little rat-dogs with ribbons in their f**king hair, who get carried around for fuck's sake by their senile doting owners is infinite. can he have a body warmer stuffed with semtex and 3" nails to fight in?
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The Belgian Branch of HL & MacHeartland vs....
...if yer hard enuff!
warcry#1:
Come intae me. Ya Bass!
...if yer hard enuff!
warcry#1:
Come intae me. Ya Bass!
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That's a crate of Duvel for the Belgian Forces and a Yorky to finish you. Sorted.James Blast wrote:The Belgian Branch of HL & MacHeartland vs....
...if yer hard enuff!
warcry#1:
Come intae me. Ya Bass!
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It's the germans that can't take the Duveleotunun wrote:That's a crate of Duvel for the Belgian Forces and a Yorky to finish you. Sorted.James Blast wrote:The Belgian Branch of HL & MacHeartland vs....
...if yer hard enuff!
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Come intae me. Ya Bass!
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