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So, who would win in a fight? Russel Crowe or four hundred Yorkshire Terriers?
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I'd pay to see that idiot ripped apart by dogs but as an animal lover I have to report you to the RSPCA for dog-fighting :evil:
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they wouldn't be fighting dogs...
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silentNate wrote:I'd pay to see that idiot ripped apart by dogs but as an animal lover I have to report you to the RSPCA for dog-fighting :evil:
Don't misunderstand, it was entirely a hypothetical question. Obviously I have no desire to actutally pit Crowe against dogs, but it seemed like an interesting hypothetical question.
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markfiend wrote:
silentNate wrote:I'd pay to see that idiot ripped apart by dogs but as an animal lover I have to report you to the RSPCA for dog-fighting :evil:
Don't misunderstand, it was entirely a hypothetical question. Obviously I have no desire to actutally pit Crowe against dogs, but it seemed like an interesting hypothetical question.
:lol: Fantastic concept.

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We were, of course, very very drunk.
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The Terriers win. We had one in the neighbourhood. Boy, there must be a Duracell or something somewhere in them. They simply *never* stop playing, barking, jumping, running.
Pretty surely one would do the job. Crowe would simply faint after a few hours of running after the dog.
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much as i think crowe is a complete arse-candle, my utter contempt and loathing for bad-tempered yappy little rat-dogs with ribbons in their f**king hair, who get carried around for fuck's sake by their senile doting owners is infinite. can he have a body warmer stuffed with semtex and 3" nails to fight in? :twisted:
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The Belgian Branch of HL & MacHeartland vs....

...if yer hard enuff!

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James Blast wrote:The Belgian Branch of HL & MacHeartland vs....

...if yer hard enuff!

warcry#1:

Come intae me. Ya Bass!
That's a crate of Duvel for the Belgian Forces and a Yorky to finish you. Sorted. ;D
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eotunun wrote:
James Blast wrote:The Belgian Branch of HL & MacHeartland vs....

...if yer hard enuff!

warcry#1:

Come intae me. Ya Bass!
That's a crate of Duvel for the Belgian Forces and a Yorky to finish you. Sorted. ;D
It's the germans that can't take the Duvel ;D
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:eek: Damn, now I remember. :( :oops: :innocent:
It's been a while.. :|
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