Dear Richard...

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Dear Richard... :lol: :lol:

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paint it black wrote:Dear Richard... :lol: :lol:

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Fantastic. :notworthy: :lol:
Oh how I wish I'd written it. ;D
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The potato masher had obviously broken and so it was decided the next best thing would be to pass the potatoes through the digestive tract of a bird.
:notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:

& now everyone in the office is wondering why I am a giggling heap.
:oops: :lol:
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This really deserves it's own thread. :notworthy:
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I liked the bit with the bird.
Very picturesque. :lol: :notworthy:
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"It's your hamster Richard. It's your hamster in the box and it's not breathing."

Oh this is great :lol:
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That was the most I'd laughed in...about forever, it felt like :lol: :lol: :lol:

A friend of mine posted the blog link on LJ yesterday - he'd gotten it via Twitter. It's gone completely viral - within a matter of a couple of days, the entire world will have read it...
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I had overheard that you could make a drink by mixing vodka and refreshers. I lied to my new friends and told them I'd done it loads of times. When I attempted to make the drink in a big bowl it formed a cheese Richard, a cheese. That cheese looked a lot like your baaji-mustard.
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Saw this a couple of days ago. Virgin have since asked him to come in and review their entire range of airline food so that they can ensure that everything that they serve will meet with his approval. Apparently he's considering the offer.
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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Say It's Not True
http://www.holymoly.com/page/RandomDeta ... 88,00.html
Remember that Virgin Atlantic complaint email that did the rounds last week? Turns out it was a (SHOCK!) PR stunt dreamt up by WCRS designed to get Virgin in the news. Bummer.
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Virgin is not a client of advertising agency WCRS. The letter is a genuine complaint
I no longer get very wrought up over the liminals

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Virgin have certainly denied that it was a publicity stunt.
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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Stunt or not.
It made me laugh like a drain.
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