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priceless...........

http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/vie ... cruel-hoax

http://ymswwc.com/2009/02/18/english-ma ... e-punking/

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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That's priceless!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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That is the funniest thing I've read for ages. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Tha fact that its a scum fan is just perfect!
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But Man Utd are better than Liverpool aren't they? :oops: :lol:
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Funny, right up to the point where the guys wife leaves him.
Still, makes a change from the scousers being the victims!
Give me one good reason
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:lol: :notworthy: :lol:
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Purple Light wrote:That is the funniest thing I've read for ages. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Tha fact that its a scum fan is just perfect!
I don't see anything wrong with it all all :lol:
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Spiggy's hat wrote:Funny, right up to the point where the guys wife leaves him.
Yeah, my thought exactly :|

Throwing him into the pool is fine, but it left him with broken bones? And then they cause his wife to leave him.

All because of f**king FOOTBALL? I mean, f**k's sake, people... :urff:
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Dark wrote:
Spiggy's hat wrote:Funny, right up to the point where the guys wife leaves him.
Yeah, my thought exactly :|

Throwing him into the pool is fine, but it left him with broken bones? And then they cause his wife to leave him.

All because of f**king FOOTBALL? I mean, f**k's sake, people... :urff:
They didn't cause his wife to leave him, he did that all by himself.
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the-happening wrote:They didn't cause his wife to leave him, he did that all by himself.
Unless, of course, the rationale behind her leaving was not that he was cheating on her, but that he was a fookin' eejit...in which case she should be thankful to them :wink:
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