In defence of Golden Showers

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Major de Coverly
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Err. Nope, don't have one. Cost a lot, chrome does it better, and probably a few thrid world exploitation issues (they're every where, these damn issues) going on as well.
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rian
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Major de Coverly wrote:Err. Nope, don't have one. Cost a lot, chrome does it better, and probably a few thrid world exploitation issues (they're every where, these damn issues) going on as well.
Golden Shower? Isn't that something "dirty"?

:roll:
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MoonKnight
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I dunno, I don´t have piercings, and instead of gold i prefer silver :D
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Black Dahlia
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*is currently rolling around her front room floor laughing at this thread*

another classic, Major!
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rian wrote: Golden Shower? Isn't that something "dirty"?

:roll:
Yes it is... well.. there is something with that name. :roll:
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MoonKnight
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moonchild wrote:
rian wrote: Golden Shower? Isn't that something "dirty"?

:roll:
Yes it is... well.. there is something with that name. :roll:

Well who spent all time in here should know it.. ;)
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Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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khepri II
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We're about two weeks away from drought. Chronic water shortage, so it's quite common 'round these here parts.

(probably other peoples parts too )

Now scatology, mmmmm. and what a corking album :notworthy: :notworthy:
Just remember this. This rabble you keep talking about does most of the working, paying and dying in this community.
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Major de Coverly wrote:Err. Nope, don't have one. Cost a lot, chrome does it better, and probably a few thrid world exploitation issues (they're every where, these damn issues) going on as well.
I was recently informed by a particularly pernickity plumber that he would not fit cheaper DIY-store taps as they were made abroad and, allegedly, British taps are renowned the world over for giving decades of reliable service. Apparently, no matter in which timezone you wash your hands, the chances are the taps were made in the Midlands. Another quality export for black country folk to be proud of, besides Ozzy Osbourne and Robbie Williams.
Go to sleep now, Francis.
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James Blast
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cf. Eno - Here Come The Warm Jets
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rian wrote:
Major de Coverly wrote:Err. Nope, don't have one. Cost a lot, chrome does it better, and probably a few thrid world exploitation issues (they're every where, these damn issues) going on as well.
Golden Shower? Isn't that something "dirty"?

:roll:
Only if your doing it right ;-)
This Is Not Ordinary S & M
This Is M & S S & M
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khepri II
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I like the fact that the cheeky chappie's had this playing for radio/TV ages

Hide away in your ivory tower
And cover me in your golden shower

:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
Just remember this. This rabble you keep talking about does most of the working, paying and dying in this community.
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