Things To Do Before You Die

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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DerekR
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Grow old
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stufarq wrote:
SINsister wrote:Most of mine involve all sorts of filthy sex, and lots of it. :twisted: :oops: :innocent: :lol:
*Cough*
Is that a request for volunteers?
Why, sir - are you volunteering? ;)
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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DerekR wrote:Grow old
Aye. :notworthy:

...and, shockingly, I never thought I'd be agreeing with that sentiment. Amazing what a little memento mori can do, innit...
:von:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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- Travel all over the world
- Write my book , may be a best seller to finally get understood
- Finish the movie I'm working on since...pfff
- Make a come back on stage , but first work on new songs and find the right persons....
- Sex fantasy
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post a few records. post a few messages for later use...for much later use.
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SINsister wrote:Most of mine involve all sorts of filthy sex, and lots of it. :twisted: :oops: :innocent: :lol:
*Cough*
it's fair to say that on my death-bed if asked what one thing i wish i'd had more of in my life it would undoubtedly be sex. :(
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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I dunno, I've accomplished quite a few lifetime ambitions over the past coupla years, so for now I'm a happy enough camper. :D
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
SINsister wrote:Most of mine involve all sorts of filthy sex, and lots of it. :twisted: :oops: :innocent: :lol:
*Cough*
it's fair to say that on my death-bed if asked what one thing i wish i'd had more of in my life it would undoubtedly be sex. :(
Dude, I'm practically a Born-Again Virgin, at this point... :roll: :cry: :x

Yeah, yeah, I know, tmi...pffffffft. :von:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Sell more artwork and have loads of exhibitions. And move nearer Brighton.

Slaughtering the government and bankers is also high on the list.
To not know and to ask a question is a moment of embarrassment; to not know and not ask is a lifetime of shame.
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DerekR wrote:Grow old
You Have ;D
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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1/ Finish my novel
2/ Design my own shirts
3/ Pay off my debts
4/ See the last episode of Lost
5/ Clean out our spare room
I had a face on the mirror
I had a hand on the gun
I had a place in the sun and a ticket to Syria
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SINsister wrote:
stufarq wrote:
SINsister wrote:Most of mine involve all sorts of filthy sex, and lots of it. :twisted: :oops: :innocent: :lol:
*Cough*
Is that a request for volunteers?
Why, sir - are you volunteering? ;)
Well, post a dirty picture and I'll think about it. No promises mind. But there's no rugby this weekend so I might have some spare time.
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stufarq wrote:
SINsister wrote:
stufarq wrote: Is that a request for volunteers?
Why, sir - are you volunteering? ;)
Well, post a dirty picture and I'll think about it. No promises mind. But there's no rugby this weekend so I might have some spare time.
you've obviously not seen any photos of our SINfulsister, dirty or otherwise, as you wouldn't have to think about it at all.
:8):
@SINny :sorry- don't want to turn this into another thread focusing on your physical appearance but you are actually very stunning and i can only think that if the men in your neck of the woods don't appreciate you then that is most definitely their loss. we appear to have better taste this side of the pond. :wink:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:@SINny :sorry- don't want to turn this into another thread focusing on your physical appearance but you are actually very stunning and i can only think that if the men in your neck of the woods don't appreciate you then that is most definitely their loss. we appear to have better taste this side of the pond. :wink:
..and that's the truth!
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Oy. :oops: Thanks, folks - you just made my day! I don't get the glam on like I used to in Chi-Town; nowhere to flaunt it/have fun with it 'round here, sadly. But I do think that I still manage to clean up quite nicely (when I can be bothered to make the effort, that is). ;D :| Meh.

Most of the males 'round here aren't anything I'd touch with a barge-pole, to be honest. The handful of young/attractive ones are married (or still in high school, ffs, and they're all extremely conservative and narrow-minded, regardless), and I'm just really, really not interested in the Viagra set (and probably never will be)... :urff: :roll:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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As said elswhere: Before you're fourty, make sure you were in a moshpit. Sorted. Kill me now. :lol:
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weebleswobble wrote:
DerekR wrote:Grow old
You Have ;D
Haw you! Thought you were my mate?
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SINsister wrote:Most of mine involve all sorts of filthy sex, and lots of it. :twisted: :oops: :innocent: :lol:
Seconded. I'll think of some real answers some other time.
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DerekR wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:
DerekR wrote:Grow old
You Have ;D
Haw you! Thought you were my mate?
Aye, but you've done it in style ;D
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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Go to Japan.
Travel to Eastern Europe and spend some time there.
Have something written by me published.
I'll shove that bat up your a** and turn you into a popsicle
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learn at least another language
start my own business school
see type o in new york with my Catnip
make more money so I can pay off my parents' debt
and lots of uhm yeah

oh and move next to the sea with above said man

for now
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Climb to 30000 feet in a glider. That's something I dreamt of since I was a small boy. :)
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To see this would be rather splendid....
Wyrd bið ful aræd...

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Know contentment.
Happiness, I think, would be a bit of a stretch for any mortal...
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Erudite wrote:Know contentment.
Happiness, I think, would be a bit of a stretch for any mortal...
You're a goth. That should be "no contentment". Contentment is expressly forbidden. And happiness is just mocking your pain.
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