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MoonKnight
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rian wrote:
MoonKnight wrote:Thanks a lot for your care Rian!! I know to appreciate it!!
I care. That's my personality.
That´s great!! nice to know you!!
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Major de Coverly
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[quote="MoonKnight"][quote="rian"][quote="MoonKnight"]Thanks a lot for your care Rian!! I know to appreciate it!![/quote]

I care. That's my personality.[/quote]

That´s great!! nice to know you!![/quote]

i ran over a rabbit last weekend.

little thing went under the car.

i cared. i cried.

and i saw a wood pigeon give birth later that day.

it was so sweet. the langour of my work washed over me as i watched it tend to its young.

then i ran over this badger.

the little f***er pushed the rim out and gave me a flat.

so i hit it. with a baguette.
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CorpPunk
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Major de Coverly wrote:
MoonKnight wrote:
rian wrote: I care. That's my personality.
That´s great!! nice to know you!!
i ran over a rabbit last weekend.

little thing went under the car.

i cared. i cried.

and i saw a wood pigeon give birth later that day.

it was so sweet. the langour of my work washed over me as i watched it tend to its young.

then i ran over this badger.

the little f***er pushed the rim out and gave me a flat.

so i hit it. with a baguette.
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:

My housemate once ran over a cat. It lived, and as they were making room in the car to take it to a vet, another car whizzed by and ran it over too. It didn't survive the second time. Only in the movies...and New Jersey.
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Major de Coverly
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Erm. They did move the cat from the road, right?
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CorpPunk
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What do you think?
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Major de Coverly wrote:Erm. They did move the cat from the road, right?
I haven't run over a cat for a year now :roll:

I love cats, and they love my car :eek:
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Major de Coverly
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Well how come it got run over again, then?

I didn't think it was such a stupid question, little ms rhetorical.
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CorpPunk
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Major de Coverly wrote:Well how come it got run over again, then?

I didn't think it was such a stupid question, little ms rhetorical.
Look, Mr Sensitive, I thought you meant did they remove it from the road after it got run over the second time. I personally wouldn't touch that mess. Ew. But I might poke it with a baguette.
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Major de Coverly
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Mr sensitive? I like that. Alot. Can everyone pay attention please. I am a sensitive old thing, so you're not allowed to be nasty to me. Ever.

If you got it right with the baguette, you could probably turn it into one of those subway things that everyone is getting so excited about over on the other channel.
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round here it tends to be more skunks and raccoons that end up as road kill, and as it's the end of the corn season there is a lot of deer milling around next to the road, kinda where the corn used to be looking all embarassed, i wonder what it is they do in there? anyway, yeah, hitting a deer at 70 mph (ooops, i mean 55mph, honest occifer) is far more disasterous then hitting, say, a cat.

as a side note, apparently (according to mrs meth, the kindergarten teacher) a raccoon will turn to liquid if you hit it moving fast enough, hummmmm...
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Major de Coverly wrote:If you got it right with the baguette, you could probably turn it into one of those subway things that everyone is getting so excited about over on the other channel.
it takes a lot to make me laugh. the image of a dead cat in a baguette being served up in one of those frightful sandwich outlets came very close.
"contradictions are meaningless, there's nothing to betray"
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Major de Coverly wrote:Mr sensitive? I like that. Alot. Can everyone pay attention please. I am a sensitive old thing, so you're not allowed to be nasty to me. Ever.
Oh dear. I'm not going to be put in the stocks for this, am I? Not again...I'll just type the damn letter over, ok? :wink:
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Major de Coverly
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OK. But there will be a mishtake in it. And then I will have to spank you. Hard. Like before. It will hurt- it has to, you do understand, don't you? But not so much that when I rub your flush baby cheeks, cherry red in their innocence, with Kiehl's moisturiser number 4, it won't feel like a hundred thousand hours spent furtively searching for your only home to shelter, protect and guide you through the storm has finally come to an end.

Or it might just sting a bit and then I'll be off.
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erm...eeeeewwwwwww????????????
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Major de Coverly wrote:OK. But there will be a mishtake in it. And then I will have to spank you. Hard. Like before. It will hurt- it has to, you do understand, don't you? But not so much that when I rub your flush baby cheeks, cherry red in their innocence, with Kiehl's moisturiser number 4, it won't feel like a hundred thousand hours spent furtively searching for your only home to shelter, protect and guide you through the storm has finally come to an end.

Or it might just sting a bit and then I'll be off.
:lol: :notworthy:

I honestly can't think of a thing to say to that.
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looking forward to:
new weed
new money
new SoM album
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new south park episode
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Did I mention that I'm ridiculously excited about seeing Julian Cope ?
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Debaser wrote:Did I mention that I'm ridiculously excited about seeing Julian Cope ?
Yes, you did.. :roll:
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Just checkin'
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Blinds for the new house's windows (feeling a bit exposed at the moment)

The sofa to arrive (though since I always sit on the floor I'm not sure why this is)

The bed frame for the mattress to arrive (so I can stop smashing my head in on the bed side cupboard, scar, matted blood and bruising - the latest in designer eyebrows)

The echo of Mrs JansenClone's laughter to fade from my ears (see above, so much for sympathy)

The missing box of CDs to turn up from storage (about 160 of them, too worried to be glib)

Half-term - so much to drink, so little time...
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Debaser wrote:Just checkin'
I love you too :kiss:


:oops:
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