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Fleas and Lice and Owl-Whales.
Porpoisession.
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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When you don't chimpansee me
fishin' thing
When you don't seal me
black rabbit
Driven like the cow
Chickens (that's Ribbons)

And alright, a fruit variation:

Bananaconda
guns & cars & accidents
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Black Gannet is so close, it's not even funneeh. :|
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Briven Like The Snow Leopard
Blood Money Spider
eastmidswhizzkid wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:
every possible contribution i thought up whilst reading this thread someone had beat me to by the end of it. you are all, therefore, quite brilliant. :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
Is that just another way of saying that you're brilliant but slow?
Dark wrote:Sandworm.
:lol:
mh wrote:Fleas and Lice and Owl-Whales.
Porpoisession.
You are, sir, quite mad.
dinky daisy wrote:When you don't chimpansee me
As are you.
dinky daisy wrote:And alright, a fruit variation:

Bananaconda
:notworthy:
Well, if we're doing fruit:

The Damson Done
Blood Orange Money
Dateonation Boulevard
Body And Sultana
Giving Groundnuts
Lime While Lime
Raisin From Heaven
Avocado
Clementine
Mandarin (Version)
Nectarine (A Fragment)
When You Don't Kiwi
Blood Mango
Plum Together
Some Kind Of Strawberry
Figs

(And one from Wayne's other band: Raisin Cain)
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stufarq wrote:You are, sir, quite mad.
And also wrote:As are you.
So are we all, apparently. Or just have far too much time on our hands... :innocent:
And yet again wrote:Well, if we're doing fruit
...we're going to need a whole new thread... ;D
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Cherry me deep.

Otherwise I guess Stufarq about named it. What next? Porridge me Deep? Salami Pie of Stranger? Tartland? Hamage Done? Chop Suey Fast?
-Worlds of nonsense await!
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Zucchini me Peach
No Lime to Buy
This Capsicum
Persimmon
Dr Peach
Sweet corn of danger
as the day is long,
rain from heaven
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spintered thing wrote:No Lime to Buy
That was to be a Kino runner in the DDR, but the title was offensive to the government, so it was banned. :(
.. :lol: Excelent one!
Bananaconda and DDR (GDR to the english) reminds me of the Banana compass, a joke told back then:
How can you use a banana as compass?
-You peel it and put it on top of the Beriln wall. Allow it to lie there for three minutes. The end of the banana that was bitten off then pointed towards the GDR.
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7anthea7 wrote:So are we all, apparently. Or just have far too much time on our hands... :innocent:
I need to get me a life
And quoted me when I wrote:Well, if we're doing fruit
Ozzymandarinus
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What about:

Flippershow
(or Furshow)

Under The Goat
Axe FX - Fractal Adidio
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Birdy Electric
Axe FX - Fractal Adidio
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and the new song: "farms". :innocent:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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C'mon... no one thought
We Are The Salmon Suzanne
was a hoot!? Even my bored-of-the-Sisters wife cracked up at this one! :lol:

Thanks for the LOLs... sorry I cannot think up anything as good --
I did not even know what a gibbon was until I just wiki'ed it! :D
wah-hoo
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Dr Sheep
Mario (brother)
p*ss-On Thing
Less
Fist, blast and allgays
I care not what puppet is placed on the throne of England to rule the Empire ... The man that controls Britain's money supply controls the British Empire. And I control the money supply.
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DrG wrote:C'mon... no one thought
We Are The Salmon Suzanne
was a hoot!?
Well I certainly did :D but thanks for mentioning it.

And surely you've at least heard of the Funky Gibbon.
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love this thread
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bury me cheap
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Okay... so I came up with a few food related ones yesterday and a few
are still funny today -- and some are still rather lame, but all in fun!

You Could Have the Bun
Doctor Peep (Do you folks know what peeps are?)
Bury My Peeps
Onion Ring
Blood Sausage
Toast
Bread I
Bread II
Chittlins
Sloppy Joes Fast
A Fifth Of Liquor And Pomme Frites
Banana My Ingestion
Lettuce
Mash And Bake
Floor Tso's Chicken
When You Don't Feed Me
Under The Bun
On The Sauce
Kiss The Caper (edited -- was carrot)
Will I Cream
Spill
;D
BTW -- I have heard of Funky Gibbons now thanks to stufarq...
but we do not have it in the U.S. :wink:
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" Will I Cream " :eek:
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Risen like the Dough
Afterflours
Wine while wine
A kidney bean pottage


...oh this thread is addictive.
as the day is long,
rain from heaven
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splintered thing wrote:Risen like the Dough
:lol:
Biscuit Erosion
Will Ice Cream
Strawberry Me Deep
Under The Gumbo
Fanta

And if we're on cooking then, of course:

Burn
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