Things To Do Before You Die

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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stufarq wrote:You're a goth. That should be "no contentment". Contentment is expressly forbidden. And happiness is just mocking your pain.
I used to think I was a Goth, now I know I'm just a miserable cunt! :wink:

Minus the religious connotations, the following reflects my personality to an alarming degree. :eek:

http://www.fisheaters.com/quizm.html

I blame my parents... :lol:
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"An abundance of black bile"? Are we talking about our leader here?
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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California or Arizona, anywhere nice place to die.
Edit: read picture title.
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Erudite wrote:Minus the religious connotations, the following reflects my personality to an alarming degree. :eek:
Although I have a touch of Choler as well, that does hit rather close to the bone, dunnit?

And just to confirm the diagnosis, I consistently turn up as INFJ or INFP, with an occasional venture into INTJ, depending upon the test structure...
Who can begin conventional amiability the first thing in the morning?
It is the hour of savage instincts and natural tendencies.
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INTP forever 'n' ever, here...no surprise.
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Dark wrote:
SINsister wrote:Most of mine involve all sorts of filthy sex, and lots of it. :twisted: :oops: :innocent: :lol:
Seconded.

A shame we can't combine the two... ;) :innocent: ;D


<---Truly evil.
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Before I die I'd like to complete this bloody art project I started planning about 2 years ago, which keeps getting delayed. Amongst other things,of course.
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SINsister wrote:
Dark wrote:
SINsister wrote:Most of mine involve all sorts of filthy sex, and lots of it. :twisted: :oops: :innocent: :lol:
Seconded.

A shame we can't combine the two... ;) :innocent: ;D


<---Truly evil.
Need. Cold. Shower.
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SINsister wrote:INTP forever 'n' ever, here...no surprise.
Same here, I've taken several different (online) versions of the test - the descriptions for INTP (every one I've read is a bit different) are so accurate and on the mark it's sort of creepy.
...with the wind in our face and our arms open wide...
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Erudite wrote: Need. Cold. Shower.
Nope. You need hot Sinnie. ;D

Oh some recomendable things came to my mind on re-reading the thread:
-Stop the bus.
-Land the passenger plane (or tell the passengers how to do it).

Okay, you go on with that list.
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1) Own a Fiji Mermaid.
2) Lunge wildly at the Pope.
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eotunun wrote: You need hot Sinnie. ;D
She'd probably break me... :oops:

Know your limits.

And back to topic.

Before I die I'd like to watch one more truly great Sisters' gig.
Seen some good ones since 2001, some poor ones, but nothing that has completely blown me away.
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Erudite wrote:
eotunun wrote: You need hot Sinnie. ;D
She'd probably break me... :oops:
:eek:

Erm...I'm not the Terminator, ffs (well, not yet, anyway, hehehe)! :lol: :twisted: :oops: :innocent:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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SINsister wrote: Erm...I'm not the Terminator, ffs (well, not yet, anyway, hehehe)! :lol: :twisted: :oops: :innocent:

No, but I'm a frail and delicate waif. :wink:
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Forgot that I did this one year ago to the very day. One less thing on my list :wink: ;D
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Ah yes, the one day of the year when it's okay to be a complete pisshead. :lol: :wink:
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Erudite wrote:Ah yes, the one day of the year when it's okay to be a complete pisshead. :lol: :wink:
It was freezing out, so I was sober all day :(
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Big Si wrote: It was freezing out, so I was sober all day :(
You're slipping, so ye are. :wink:
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Erudite wrote:
Big Si wrote: It was freezing out, so I was sober all day :(
You're slipping, so ye are. :wink:
I made up for it on the night :wink: :twisted:
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Thea wrote:1) Own a Feegee Mermaid.
2) Lunge wildly at the Pope.
1) Just get yourself a monkey and a fish and sew the top half of one to the bottom half of the other et voila.
2) Take said abomination and thrust it in Pontiff's face wearing mad stare.
3) Spend rest of life in dank, dark dungeon wondering if it was all worth it.
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Wow - suprised by references to Jung's archetypes...i thought such things were now seen as ruinous architecture?

@ Erudite - don't worry about the religeous connotations, they're implied, black bile/melancholy/humours are pure Greek science...the hooker and coke trick is genius, thanks for the inspiration! :notworthy:

At least 7 books not written...maybe we should talk


fight with a wild tiger or lion

find out how one lands after 1400 feet of freefall

Have a duel


I'm getting old, I might get the chance to do one before the end
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darkparticle wrote:
At least 7 books not written...maybe we should talk
I'm always open to talking... :)
darkparticle wrote:


Have a duel


I'm getting old, I might get the chance to do one before the end
Fuck it up and this will be the last thing you do before you die! :wink: :lol:
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stufarq wrote:
Thea wrote:1) Own a Feegee Mermaid.
2) Lunge wildly at the Pope.
1) Just get yourself a monkey and a fish and sew the top half of one to the bottom half of the other et voila.
2) Take said abomination and thrust it in Pontiff's face wearing mad stare.
3) Spend rest of life in dank, dark dungeon wondering if it was all worth it.
There are some things in life money can't buy, for everything else there's Heartland. ;D
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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- Fly in a hot air balloon
- Bring my (currently 6 years and still going ) celibacy to an end
- Fit into a pair of size 12 jeans/trousers/skirt ect
- Learn to drive!
- Own a hairless cat, which will be named "Scrote". A testicat , if you will...
- Scubadive ( I am quite hydrophobic)
Captain Ahab rushed in, his craziness all unzipped......


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SINsister wrote:
Dark wrote:
SINsister wrote:Most of mine involve all sorts of filthy sex, and lots of it. :twisted: :oops: :innocent: :lol:
Seconded.

A shame we can't combine the two... ;) :innocent: ;D


<---Truly evil.
Oops, I fear Sinny's seen the more.. interesting photos of nights out on my Facebook, then... :lol:
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