The Quiff-Meister

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Dave R
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Excuse me sir, I take it this is your good self????

http://wishville.myheartland.co.uk/images/Quiff_Boy.jpg

well, nice to meet ya....dispells all those Quiff-Boy = Bux = Von rumours if it is true...

Love ya forum mate!
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tis indeed moi.

i take it you havent seen this then?

http://www.myheartland.co.uk/gallery/ca ... d=2&page=2

my forum? heartland? cheers! :von:

how did you come across the wishville gallery? :? :)
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Budweiser drinkers.
Pah!
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Karst wrote:Budweiser drinkers.
Pah!
the king of p*ss ;)
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"Quiff-Boy = Bux = Von
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

i'm sure both the chairman and that nice mr eldritch will be over the moon to read that (should von actually read this stuff ;) )! ;)

that could almost be enough to lure him out of hiding ;D
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Quiff Boy wrote:the king of p*ss ;)
Knobjockey :wink: :wink:

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Karst wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:the king of p*ss ;)
Knobjockey :wink: :wink:

8)
LOL! i was saying bud is the king of p*ss (rather than the king of beers) not you! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

but if thats how you want to play it: w*nksplash!

:D
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Quiff Boy wrote:but if thats how you want to play it: w*nksplash!
Cocklord :wink:

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Karst wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:but if thats how you want to play it: w*nksplash!
Cocklord :wink:

8)
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yeay!!!!!!! Keep it coming!!!!!!!!!
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Karst wrote:Budweiser drinkers.
Pah!
In the words of Monty Python:-

"American beer is like making love in a canoe...f u c king close to water!"
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Ginger wrote:
Karst wrote:Budweiser drinkers.
Pah!
In the words of Monty Python:-

"American beer is like making love in a canoe...f u c king close to water!"
Yes, Python boys have a steady place among the most remarkable philosophers of the XX century :von:
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Quiff Boy wrote:
Karst wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:but if thats how you want to play it: w*nksplash!
Cocklord :wink:

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Quiff Boy wrote:tis indeed moi.

i take it you havent seen this then?

http://www.myheartland.co.uk/gallery/ca ... d=2&page=2

my forum? heartland? cheers! :von:

how did you come across the wishville gallery? :? :)
personal profile my old matey...must have got my wires crossed on the whole von/bux/quiff thang...drinking while posting is a BAD IDEA kids, don't do it..just say NO.

Any whooo, found wishville most interesting, sorry, i am a geek, i run an IT department for my sins....

btw, the "phrasing" of the blurb is very, ahem, Sisters official site...or is that just unintentional??

and please kids, cease from the personal diatribe, kn0b jockies are all well and good, as are the occasional w@nksplash, but the guy only had a bud....is it really a crime?

If so, then forgive me, i will stand out the way and let the insults commence...... :lol:
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doktor wolf wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:how did you come across the wishville gallery? :? :)
personal profile my old matey...
oh yeah! :roll: :oops:
doktor wolf wrote:Any whooo, found wishville most interesting, sorry, i am a geek, i run an IT department for my sins....
another one! :roll: ;D
doktor wolf wrote:btw, the "phrasing" of the blurb is very, ahem, Sisters official site...or is that just unintentional??
:innocent:

dunno what you mean mate...

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doktor wolf wrote:and please kids, cease from the personal diatribe, kn0b jockies are all well and good, as are the occasional w@nksplash, but the guy only had a bud....is it really a crime?
there are actually a few very good reasons why i drink bud.... least of which is the taste :urff:

http://www.vegansociety.com/html/info/info28.html
Vegan Products

Beers/lagers: Whitbread Kaltenberg Pils, Heineken Export Lager, Labatt Blue Lager, Labatt Ice Lager; Scottish Courage Beck's Bier [keg, bottle], Budweiser [keg, can, bottle], Coors Extra Gold [keg, can, bottle], Holsten Pils [keg, can, bottle]; Grolsch Grolsch [keg, 450ml swingtop bottle] (not the 250ml, 275ml bottles or 500ml cans)
bud seems to be the most commonly available from that list... and the easiest to remember when you're pissed and queuing at the bar :oops:
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So......
You are telling me, Quiff......
The WORST TEN beers in the world are all VEGAN beers?
So I can conclude that horsep*ss is, by definition, vegan.
I'm glad I gave up on being a veggie, after all, then :urff: :urff: :urff:

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:So......
You are telling me, Quiff......
The WORST TEN beers in the world are all VEGAN beers?
So I can conclude that horsep*ss is, by definition, vegan.
I'm glad I gave up on being a veggie, after all, then :urff: :urff: :urff:

IZZY.
some people have no style ;)
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doktor wolf wrote:Excuse me sir, I take it this is your good self????

http://wishville.myheartland.co.uk/images/Quiff_Boy.jpg

well, nice to meet ya....dispells all those Quiff-Boy = Bux = Von rumours if it is true...

Love ya forum mate!
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Chairman Bux wrote:
doktor wolf wrote:Excuse me sir, I take it this is your good self????

http://wishville.myheartland.co.uk/images/Quiff_Boy.jpg

well, nice to meet ya....dispells all those Quiff-Boy = Bux = Von rumours if it is true...

Love ya forum mate!
Cheeky scrote. :evil:
just because you cant handle a compliment? ;)

thats the nicest thing anyone's ever said about you, innit? ;D
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Quiff Boy wrote:
Chairman Bux wrote:Cheeky scrote. :evil:
just because you cant handle a compliment? ;)

thats the nicest thing anyone's ever said about you, innit? ;D
If one includes my teachers, my peers and my parents, I'd have to say yes, it is.
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dont tell me, you're just misunderstood, yeah?
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I drink "Cobra" - I just thought I would add this little jem of information at this time!

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I have a very nice bottle of Harvey's South Eastern Oz Shiraz Cabernet Sauvignon on the go, any takers?
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i'd rather have some fizzy pink, thanks
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@ Emily Strange

WTF is "Fizzy Pink"?

I assume its a "Bucks Fizz" type of beverage!
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