Give A Goth A Bad Name

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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eastmidswhizzkid
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i can't think why you'd want one but here's where to get it. clicky

apparently mine's "sublime nightmare", whilst von's is "mournful maniac". they sound more like racehorses to me, or bad cocktails... :roll:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

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eastmidswhizzkid
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:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
the tourette's name generator -not work friendly page- is classic! my name is "headdicktwatpickle" -which is a darned sight better than sublime nightmare!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

:bat:
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Silver_Owl
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I am Tormented Trauma. Nice. :von:
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
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moses
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Evil Orgasm! :lol: :lol: :lol:
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity
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Ozpat
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Spydr's Mate
"as we walk on the floodland"
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malifex
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Putrid Scrotum :(

And that's the Goth name - God knows what the Tourette's version would be...
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silentNate
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Whorish Whispers :lol:
I had a face on the mirror
I had a hand on the gun
I had a place in the sun and a ticket to Syria
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Silver_Owl
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moses wrote:Evil Orgasm! :lol: :lol: :lol:
That sounds like a cocktail. ;D
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
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7anthea7
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'Vicious Vag'??? Oh, that's just bloody rude... :lol:
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It is the hour of savage instincts and natural tendencies.
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Norman Hunter
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Whorish Whispers.

Awesome :eek:
Four strings good, six strings bad
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xfloorshowx
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Maniacal Plague :D

Sounds like a second league goff bandname ..gonna start one tonight, will be performing creative covers of hits by bands like Garden of Delight, Merry Thoughts, Love Like Blood and Catastrophe Ballet... Joseph's Well booked for April 8:urff:

sh*t, I'm tired of work...
...I’ve never had the desire to make a record unless I have something to say...
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Silver_Owl
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Norman Hunter wrote:Whorish Whispers.

Awesome :eek:
Must be something to do with them pants. ;D
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
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Nic
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You can call me Sedated Sadism from now on...
All We Ever Wanted Was Everything
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Pista
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Gore Whore

:eek:
Cheers.
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6FeetOver
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Odin's Nemesis. *Raises fist to sky* ROOOOOOAAAARRRR!

Methinks this should've been for BoF... :lol:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Norman Hunter
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
Norman Hunter wrote:Whorish Whispers.

Awesome :eek:
Must be something to do with them pants. ;D
Never in the field of Facebook has so much been spoken about so little material :lol:
Four strings good, six strings bad
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Slut For Suicide

For f*cks sake. :roll:
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EvilBastard
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silentNate wrote:Whorish Whispers :lol:
Wasn't that a hit for Wham! back in the day?
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6FeetOver
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:lol:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Norman Hunter
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EvilBastard wrote:
silentNate wrote:Whorish Whispers :lol:
Wasn't that a hit for Wham! back in the day?
Proabably about the same time those pants actually fit me :oops:

To all those who haven't a clue what I'm on about here - you're lucky :lol:
Four strings good, six strings bad
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Izzy HaveMercy
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Dark Dookie.

IZ.
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For Greater Good - Ambient Music for the Masses...
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eastmidswhizzkid
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Dark Dookie.

IZ.
what's a "dookie"? :?
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

:bat:
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Silver_Owl
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Norman Hunter wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:
silentNate wrote:Whorish Whispers :lol:
Wasn't that a hit for Wham! back in the day?
Proabably about the same time those pants actually fit me :oops:

To all those who haven't a clue what I'm on about here - you're lucky :lol:
:lol: The horror...the horror... :lol:
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
abridged
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I got Loki's Slave! Now my knowledge of Scandavian Gods is a bit thin but never considered them goth. Though mind you Odin had a crow didn't he so maybe that's it! :lol: Awful film. Mr Lee had a great coat in it to be fair.
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My goth name is Tim Sinister :shivers:
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