Boston Latin School headmaster Lynne Mooney Teta issued a notice to parents and students yesterday quashing rumors of vampires at the school.
Well, that's reassuring.
What kind of world are we living in where the headmaster of an apparently prestigious school has to reassure the parents that none of the kids are vampires?
The article mentions a "student rumoured to be a werewolf". The world wants to know: are there any zombies?
"No vampires at our school" says headmaster
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It's the overly friendly PE teachers you need to look out for
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If even the Americans find it hard to believe, well..."C'mon, a vampire in the school? Don't you think that's a little woo-hoo?" he said, pointing to his head.
No offence to Sinsister and our other overseas correspondents of course.
One kind was going to bring a gun? Pft.
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Fangs for that.
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As the day is long.
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MY school has a vampire in it, according to my class.
MWAHAHAHAHA
MWAHAHAHAHA
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I knew from your posts you went to a Catholic schoolweebleswobble wrote:It's the overly friendly PE teachers you need to look out for
I had a face on the mirror
I had a hand on the gun
I had a place in the sun and a ticket to Syria
I had a hand on the gun
I had a place in the sun and a ticket to Syria
I had to think of that school instantly..emilystrange wrote:MY school has a vampire in it, according to my class.
MWAHAHAHAHA
Oh, and Tim: You may want to take out that arrow before putting the string into the catch, or you might nail your foot too the floor. Methinks there were safer designs of crossbows elsewhere.
Mentioning nailing: Has anyone checked the heads of those parents for nails that might accidently (or not) have got beaten in there?
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tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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Sinister, shoot himself in the foot? My good sir, you are mistaken!eotunun wrote: Oh, and Tim: You may want to take out that arrow before putting the string into the catch, or you might nail your foot too the floor.
Oh my...make believe vampires (which sounds like a rumour started by some kids to hurt and make fun of another kid) and a rumoured teenage werewolf weird these people out? Is that really all it takes, with all the crazy stuff that actually does goes on in the world every day?"There's no bullying here," Browne said. "It's just that everybody is really weirded out."
So of COURSE that means that they're real - right? I mean you should always believe everything you see on TV, in movies, read in books, see on the internet...Yet images of vampires are common in books, television programs, and movies...
...with the wind in our face and our arms open wide...
Notice how every word improves with 'Zombie' added to it. Not the same for Vampires. Vampire School? Nah. But Zombie School, Zombie Football, Zombie Barber, Zombie Breakfast....
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Dark wrote:Nombie.abridged wrote:Zombie Breakfast