"No vampires at our school" says headmaster

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Boston Latin School headmaster Lynne Mooney Teta issued a notice to parents and students yesterday quashing rumors of vampires at the school.

Well, that's reassuring. :roll:

What kind of world are we living in where the headmaster of an apparently prestigious school has to reassure the parents that none of the kids are vampires?

The article mentions a "student rumoured to be a werewolf". The world wants to know: are there any zombies?
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i do hope so :D

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It's the overly friendly PE teachers you need to look out for :innocent:
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"C'mon, a vampire in the school? Don't you think that's a little woo-hoo?" he said, pointing to his head.
If even the Americans find it hard to believe, well... :innocent:

No offence to Sinsister and our other overseas correspondents of course. :wink:

One kind was going to bring a gun? Pft.

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Fangs for that.



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MY school has a vampire in it, according to my class.
MWAHAHAHAHA
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weebleswobble wrote:It's the overly friendly PE teachers you need to look out for :innocent:
I knew from your posts you went to a Catholic school :lol:
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emilystrange wrote:MY school has a vampire in it, according to my class.
MWAHAHAHAHA
I had to think of that school instantly..
Oh, and Tim: You may want to take out that arrow before putting the string into the catch, or you might nail your foot too the floor. Methinks there were safer designs of crossbows elsewhere. :eek:
Mentioning nailing: Has anyone checked the heads of those parents for nails that might accidently (or not) have got beaten in there?
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weebleswobble wrote:It's the overly friendly PE teachers you need to look out for :innocent:
You mean this one :wink: :P

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eotunun wrote: Oh, and Tim: You may want to take out that arrow before putting the string into the catch, or you might nail your foot too the floor.
Sinister, shoot himself in the foot? My good sir, you are mistaken!

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"There's no bullying here," Browne said. "It's just that everybody is really weirded out."
:lol: Oh my...make believe vampires (which sounds like a rumour started by some kids to hurt and make fun of another kid) and a rumoured teenage werewolf weird these people out? Is that really all it takes, with all the crazy stuff that actually does goes on in the world every day?
Yet images of vampires are common in books, television programs, and movies...
So of COURSE that means that they're real - right? I mean you should always believe everything you see on TV, in movies, read in books, see on the internet...
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Notice how every word improves with 'Zombie' added to it. Not the same for Vampires. Vampire School? Nah. But Zombie School, Zombie Football, Zombie Barber, Zombie Breakfast.... :lol:
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abridged wrote:Zombie Breakfast
Nombie.
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Dark wrote:
abridged wrote:Zombie Breakfast
Nombie.
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