Jedi, you are not.

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Strathclyde was the only force in the UK to admit it had Jedi officers.
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stufarq wrote:These are not the drugs you are looking for.
Given what I have heard about Thames Valley, Midlands and London Met police then it seems its straight into the station and then straight out again :innocent:

...I knew the guy who had a heart attack after police assault during G20 protest btw...
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silentNate wrote: ...I knew the guy who had a heart attack after police assault during G20 protest btw...
Don't the police now claim that chap was an alcoholic who was in danger of a heart attack if someone coughed too loudly next door?
Never mind, soon it'll be illegal to actually record any image of the police under terrorism laws, so what we don't know won't hurt us..
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My friend was telling me about a report on another G20, specifically Maryhill, where we live, and how it compares.
Though I suppose if we have Jedi policemen on Maryhill, I'm not going to worry too much. ;)
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