Happy Birthday Gollum's Cock

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Dark
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Have it large.
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Ozpat
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Happy birthday! :)
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silentNate
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Happy Birthday strange-named dude 8)
I had a face on the mirror
I had a hand on the gun
I had a place in the sun and a ticket to Syria
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markfiend
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Happy Birthday 8)
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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mh
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Have it rrrawww and wwwrrriggling, my precioussss! :notworthy:
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LouLou
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mh wrote:Have it rrrawww and wwwrrriggling, my precioussss! :notworthy:
:urff: :lol: :lol: :lol:

you just can't afford not to have a great day after this, can you?

happy birthday! :D
GC
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mh wrote:Have it rrrawww and wwwrrriggling, my precioussss! :notworthy:

Now I can't sit down, thanks :D
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&A happy new year!! :D :notworthy:

Allow me one question: Are you older or younger than the rest of Gollum?
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Pista
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Happy birthday.

;D
Cheers.
Steve
Just like the old days

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Garbageman
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Happy Birthday
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Have a good one!
in dub we trust
GC
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eotunun wrote:&A happy new year!! :D :notworthy:

Allow me one question: Are you older or younger than the rest of Gollum?
Same age just a bit more battered
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Gollum's Cock wrote:
eotunun wrote:&A happy new year!! :D :notworthy:

Allow me one question: Are you older or younger than the rest of Gollum?
Same age just a bit more battered

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well, here's hoping you get all the battery you require for another year!
Who can begin conventional amiability the first thing in the morning?
It is the hour of savage instincts and natural tendencies.
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mh
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And assault. ;D
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Nic
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Happy Birthday! :D
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Happy Birthday! :D
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Andrew S
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Happy Birthday Mr Cock :notworthy:
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DrG
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Have a great day GC! 8)
wah-hoo
let's do the war on drugs

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