What has Music Commanded You to Do!

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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James Blast
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I've beaten it.
I've got down with it.
I've jumped.
I've jumped around.
I've thought twice, it was alright.
I've gotten into the groove, it wasn't easy but some lube helped.
... Just what have you done?

Hell! I even Wang Chung'd one night!
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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Izzy HaveMercy
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It urged me to strike one with a certain rhythmic pole-shaped device, according to some blockheads.

IZ.
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For Greater Good - Ambient Music for the Masses...
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James Blast
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thank you for your support, we value your custom...

NEXT!

it's a bit of fun, I stole it from a more creative forum, are things that dull round here?
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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Dull, no. I was just making a joke. I didn't realise you were so sensative. I will remember in future.
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silentNate wrote:Dull, no. I was just making a joke. I didn't realise you were so sensative. I will remember in future.
Ah 'that London' and it's sense of humour :wink:
Wyrd bið ful aræd...

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...it's made me go round and round and round...over under sideways down...backwards forwards...

Showing my age again. :wink:
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don't mention age Dear, I'm so sensitive... :innocent:
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Music (specifically Vision Thing in this particular case) once caused me to have a run in with the police. If I wasn't only 18 at the time with previous for being nothing but a very good boy I'd have got a lot more than a caution! :urff:

(Ps. I like Wang Chung'in... Dance Hall Days & all that 8) )
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James Blast wrote:don't mention age Dear, I'm so sensitive... :innocent:
Tch. Poor thing. If it's any consolation, I'll always be older than you...
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James Blast wrote:don't mention age Dear, I'm so sensitive... :innocent:
How old are you in dog years? :innocent:
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I've heard it
I've loved it
I've tried to emulate it
I've tried to make it
I've been moved by it on my own
I've been moved by it with a few friends and a shared passion
I've been moved by it amongst fifty
I've been moved by it amongst thousands
I've stood on shoulders
I've hit the floor :wink:
I'll definatly be back from more and more and more and more
Nationalise the f**king lot.
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I've done a little dance,
I've made a little love,
I got down that night.

:eek: :lol:

Nice one. 8)
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I've ascended and arrived in a place in a manner similar to that of an engine that makes love, and also bought my father a replacement portmanteau that was not purchased in a second-hand shop.
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
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it might have commanded me to go around wearing corpse paint at some point... :urff: :oops:

i was young and i was stupid and i apologise to anyone who felt their cats were in mortal peril in my presence. i know it's probably too late to say this, but honestly, they were not in any danger. none whatsoever, no :lol:
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Mostly it was the lyrics. Driven by the music yeah. But always the lyrics...
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I danced to the radio.
... but so far managed not to kiss the carpet...
...mmmmmmmmmMMMMMM!....
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James Blast
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good to see at least a few of you have got the gist of this one :lol:

in celebration, I will now die in your arms later on today
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I've heard the roar of the big machine...
I've gone up down and turned around...
walked alone and found my soul as I went home...
I've enjoyed the silence...
I've felt one nation under a groove, gettin down just for the funk of it...
risen and reverberated...
I've thought to myself "hang the dj" :x...
been a hero, just for one day...
freaked out in a moonage daydream...
put on my red shoes and danced the blues...
been the passenger, riding and riding, seeing things from under glass...
been happy here, in the rain...
...with the wind in our face and our arms open wide...
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I stopped the world.
I told her I was hers, all hers.
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rocked the casbah.
ran like hell.
listened to the silence, let it ring on.
waited for the next one to arrive.
seen emily play.
frittered and wasted the hours in an offhand way.
waited there, swimming through apologies.
gone crazy, gone nuts.
stood by him.
...with the wind in our face and our arms open wide...
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has made me....

carry my soul away from sufference and intolerence

take on the role of the four winds now

sit there wishing on a cement floor

wade in the shine of the ever


but most importantly ...

I've never lied to ya, I've always been cool ;)
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:lol: nice one Ness
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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It made me give Bob my eyes, look up and look down till my neck hurt, breathe deep, long and hard till I got dizzy, kiss and caress their hands and (Yugh!) feet, lay all my love in them.


I prefer instrumental tunes now.
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It doesn't command me to do anything now that they've upped my medication.
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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