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LouLou wrote:as much as i love chocolate cheesecake, i think i will go for something slightly more intensely chocolatey if :von: has to come into the equation. ;D

something like this perhaps?

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OMG that looks like death by chocolate YUM ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Debi wrote:i prefered Gerberal Mark :wink:
:lol: Damn I was hoping no-one noticed that...

:lol:

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Debi wrote: sorry mods. still thinking that eldridge is needed as much as cheesecake ;D
Who, or what is 'eldridge'? :eek:
well he's not chocolate cake :urff:
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Debi wrote:
DerekR wrote:
Debi wrote: sorry mods. still thinking that eldridge is needed as much as cheesecake ;D
Who, or what is 'eldridge'? :eek:
well he's not chocolate cake :urff:

Isn´t he?! :eek:
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as good as though
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this is turning into a "what kind of foodstuff is :von: " type thing :lol:

ok, enough of cakes. let's move on to the vegetables shall we? ;D
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:D ...or fruit... raspberries, strawberries, cherries ... :D

or because he's like a cup of lemon ice-cream
with whipped cream and a good lacing of vodka ;D ;D ;D

or like a cup of fruit ice cream like orange, strawberry, apricot, peaches
and, of course, whipped cream soaking in campari ... ;D ;D ;D

Oh, I'm looking forward to summer ... ;D
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Being645 wrote::D ...or fruit... raspberries, strawberries, cherries ... :D

or because he's like a cup of lemon ice-cream
with whipped cream and a good lacing of vodka ;D ;D ;D

or like a cup of fruit ice cream like orange, strawberry, apricot, peaches
and, of course, whipped cream soaking in campari ... ;D ;D ;D

Oh, I'm looking forward to summer ... ;D
good lord they sound quite exotic!!!!
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LouLou wrote:this is turning into a "what kind of foodstuff is :von: " type thing :lol:

;D

i like that - foodstuff!!!! made me chuckle!

i wonder what food he would describe himself as?

something very hard to source for a start off.
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and i doubt he'd be organic.

most probably full of e numbers :lol:

and additives :lol:

would he be past his sell by date :urff:
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naah, they'd probably reduce his price before he goes off completely so someone would happily grab the bargain

i am thoroughly :urff: by my own post.
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LouLou wrote:naah, they'd probably reduce his price before he goes off completely so someone would happily grab the bargain

i am thoroughly :urff: by my own post.
so he'd end up with a large yellow sticker on him in the small cheap section at the end of the aisle where everyone fondle things then decide they don't want them anyway :eek:
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depends on the supermarket...

the large yellow (or a similarly fluorescent coloured) sticker is pretty much universal in the realm of rotten, cheapo stuff, i guess. but in my local supermarket they are more likely to hide the fresh stuff behind the god-knows-how-many-percent off ones. which is annoying, to say the least :x

but yeah, if they still can't flog him, in he goes in the basket of doom with all the rest of the sad, unwanted and unloved merch.
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LouLou wrote: but yeah, if they still can't flog him, in he goes in the basket of doom with all the rest of the sad, unwanted and unloved merch.
awwwwwww. :cry:
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hey come on, chin up!

he'll need a brave and strong girl to rescue him from the basket!
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LouLou wrote:hey come on, chin up!

he'll need a brave and strong girl to rescue him from the basket!
oh yes - thats me!!! :lol:
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Debi wrote:
LouLou wrote:hey come on, chin up!

he'll need a brave and strong girl to rescue him from the basket!
oh yes - thats me!!! :lol:
:eek: - no way! Mine!!! :eek:
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oooh, a Debi - Moakahontas deathmatch!

bets anyone? :twisted: :lol:
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you are too short to be a heroin!!
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in this early stage of the game, it's 1-0 to Debi

wonder how Moakahontas will reciprocate this fierce attack...

watch this space ;D
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LouLou wrote:in this early stage of the game, it's 1-0 to Debi

wonder how Moakahontas will reciprocate this fierce attack...

watch this space ;D
ooh - i like your commentating style.

:notworthy:
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also i can make a mean curry or a fine fish pie.

followed by cheesecake of course.
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ladies and gentlemen...

sadly, Moakahontas appears to have left the building. and i am unable to keep the match on hold any further. i therefore would like to present today's top prize to Debi, whose skills in the kitchen has undoubtedly influenced my decision (fish pie - yum!)

a well-deserved win, Debi! he's all yours! :wink: ;D
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LouLou wrote:ladies and gentlemen...

sadly, Moakahontas appears to have left the building. and i am unable to keep the match on hold any further. i therefore would like to present today's top prize to Debi, whose skills in the kitchen has undoubtedly influenced my decision (fish pie - yum!)

a well-deserved win, Debi! he's all yours! :wink: ;D
all mine :eek: all mine :lol: all mine ;D

good lord i had to pick myself up off the floor then i did :lol:

i will be having sweet dreams tonight :innocent: :lol:

thankyou LouLou :notworthy:
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sorry Moakahontas, better get some stack heels for the re-match :lol:

if i decide to gamble with losing :von: of course!!
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