05/05/09 - 8 Disastrous Product Names

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Ohh.. my..! :lol: :lol: :lol:
There are way too good translation issues with names.
For example: Rolls Royce wanted to name a model "~Silver Mist~"
Have you ever really seen a Rolls Royce Silver Mist?

A friend who came back from Canada gave a BBQ-Party. He offered us Beer, various soft drinks amongst which there was:
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The name of that stuff is pronounced *exactly* the same as the german term "Spritz ab", an imperative of "abspritzen", a most colloquial expression like shooting sperm, firing the cannon etc...
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eotunun wrote:Ohh.. my..! :lol: :lol: :lol:
There are way too good translation issues with names.
For example: Rolls Royce wanted to name a model "~Silver Mist~"
Have you ever really seen a Rolls Royce Silver Mist?

A friend who came back from Canada gave a BBQ-Party. He offered us Beer, various soft drinks amongst which there was:
Image
The name of that stuff is pronounced *exactly* the same as the german term "Spritz ab", an imperative of "abspritzen", a most colloquial expression like shooting sperm, firing the cannon etc...
Please stop it! Please!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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eotunun wrote:Ohh.. my..! :lol: :lol: :lol:
There are way too good translation issues with names.
For example: Rolls Royce wanted to name a model "~Silver Mist~"
Have you ever really seen a Rolls Royce Silver Mist?

A friend who came back from Canada gave a BBQ-Party. He offered us Beer, various soft drinks amongst which there was:
Image
The name of that stuff is pronounced *exactly* the same as the german term "Spritz ab", an imperative of "abspritzen", a most colloquial expression like shooting sperm, firing the cannon etc...
:lol: :lol: :lol: ... wonder 'bout the taste of it ... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Being645 wrote:
eotunun wrote:Ohh.. my..! :lol: :lol: :lol:
There are way too good translation issues with names.
For example: Rolls Royce wanted to name a model "~Silver Mist~"
Have you ever really seen a Rolls Royce Silver Mist?

A friend who came back from Canada gave a BBQ-Party. He offered us Beer, various soft drinks amongst which there was:
Image
The name of that stuff is pronounced *exactly* the same as the german term "Spritz ab", an imperative of "abspritzen", a most colloquial expression like shooting sperm, firing the cannon etc...
:lol: :lol: :lol: ... wonder 'bout the taste of it ... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Do you really want to know that?? I don´t wanna drinkt that, man..no way... :lol:

Maybe lemon taste?? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: ... never judge about anything before giving it a try .... :lol: :lol: :lol:

... unless you see there're corpses on the carpet already ... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Being645 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: ... never judge about anything before giving it a try .... :lol: :lol: :lol:

... unless you see there're corpses on the carpet already ... :lol: :lol: :lol:
:eek: ..no, no, no, no, no.. I don´t wanna see anything like that or drink that! Never ever! No! :eek: :lol:
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Moakahontas wrote:
Being645 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: ... never judge about anything before giving it a try .... :lol: :lol: :lol:

... unless you see there're corpses on the carpet already ... :lol: :lol: :lol:
:eek: ..no, no, no, no, no.. I don´t wanna see anything like that or drink that! Never ever! No! :eek: :lol:
:lol: :lol: not if there's too much sugar in it ... :lol: :lol:
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I came across a couple of gems in Beirut.

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I suppose I should have resized the photos before posting :lol:
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Mr. S what the hell are you doing in here!? :lol:
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James Blast wrote:Mr. S what the hell are you doing in here!? :lol:
Checking for any response to the crap but funny Scottish joke I posted a few weeks ago :lol:
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