World's first chocolate powered racing car unveiled

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You couldn't make it up. Except they did. It's neither powered by chocolate nor made from vegetables. I got my hopes up for nothing.
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stufarq wrote:Clicky

You couldn't make it up. Except they did. It's neither powered by chocolate nor made from vegetables. I got my hopes up for nothing.
The things they'll do to produce 'content'... :roll:
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In the continued absence of a new album, I think Heartland should dedicate itself to inventing a real chocolate powered racing car. You know you all want one.
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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