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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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James Blast wrote:Not at all Sir, I just cannot find anything but frustration and sadness from my brief viewings of The Michty Boosh. They come across as two retards in search of a carer. Your mileage seems to vary from mine.
That's fair enough. But I'm not a Sir :lol:
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EvilBastard wrote:
markfiend wrote:
christophe wrote:why is it so easy to believe this load of crap over hard science?
the religious 'leaders' sure have a long way to go to bind this into the words of the old books (what I think is perfectly possible) or even to make a reasonable comment/statement. :roll:
Because the answers of hard science can be hard to understand, whereas superstition and "magical thinking" offer easy answers?
And because this load of crap usually gives people somwhere to place blame. Jews, foreigners, black cats, the infernal combustion engine, woven garments - stupid people need to be able to project their misfortunes onto other people or things. It's much more difficult to do this with science.
Q. Why don't I have a job?
A1. Because you have no skills, no application, and no aptitude, having slacked off at school, and have been fired from every job you ever had for showing up late, smoking in the kitchen, and calling your boss a cnut.

Hmmm...don't like that answer. What else you got?

A2. Because the jews are in control of the global economy, the asians come over here, steal all the jobs and hire their huge families to work for them, and women are entitled to equal pay for equal work.

I like that one a lot more. C'mon lads, let's go yell insults at the rag-'eads and burn a few synagogues.
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Or in the case of Mr-Aliens-Person:

A2: It's Aliens, I tell you! It's a government conspiracy, they all know about it and they're trying to keep me quiet, but see if they can, ha! What's that? No - get away from me! Aaaaarrgghhh! Krrr-zzzzzttttt! Wheeee - happy dreams.
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Ack! :lol:
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Perki wrote:
James Blast wrote:while yer here, can you tell me what's amusing/funny with The Mighty Boosh?
:roll:

I can't help but feel you're a little bit rude to me whenever I post here. Have I done anything wrong?
He's the Official Resident Curmudgeon. You'll know if it's personal...

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everything is personal, but I like your style :wink:
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James Blast wrote:everything is personal, but I like your style :wink:
Why, thank you sir. I'm flattered. :D
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not if you'd seen/knew me :lol:
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James: I don't find The Mighty Boosh funny either.

And rumour has it that Noel Fielding has been up Peaches Geldof :urff:
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Now there's a nasty thought! :urff:
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I got the Mighty Boosh book as a Christmas present from a well-meanng aunt. I didn't have the heart to tell her that they bore the pants off me. I just don't get it at all. They probably call it 'surrealism'. I call it 'shite'. I've still got the book. Anyone for trading? :innocent:
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markfiend wrote:James: ...rumour has it that Noel Fielding has been up Peaches Geldof :urff:
Eeeeewwwwww!!! :urff:
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