I must stop!

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Moakahontas
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mistressteal wrote:Being an intellectual Love Goddess - it takes up too much of my precious time.

...poor thing.. :roll:
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i've stopped not drinking.
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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can't fault you jo. :notworthy:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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James Blast
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Get a joab! :evil:

yir no feckin' daft FFS Lee :|
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:collecting more furniture (regardless of how nice it is) as my gaff is starting to get cluttered.
having just thrown out an entire chest of drawers (old and knackered) to make way for an antique chest of drawers/cupboard what should i spy looking lonely and unwanted outside but a rather comfy leather sofa... :lol:
so...after deciding that all of the dodgier looking stains and general dirt-patches could be removed at some lenghth with hot, soapy water, i single-handedly manouvered a deceptively heavy sofa all the wayaround the block of flats i live in and waited patiently for a strong-looking passer-by to help me move it upthree flights of stairs. two hours laterit is getting dark, about to piss it down and the sofa's still outside. that's how good i am at giving things up. :roll:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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James Blast
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the building will collapse then how daft will you look? :lol:
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James Blast wrote:Get a joab! :evil:

yir no feckin' daft FFS Lee :|
i'm signed off on the sickwith depression at the minute james, sorry.
but you're right- i'm not fuckin' daft. :wink:
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And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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I need to stop overeating. sometimes I'm like a maniac. nothing is enough..feels like I have a bottomless pit I'm feeding
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I must stop drinking mad dogs on a school night.
:?
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Drinking and beating my wife and children.
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Moakahontas
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..I must stop thinking today.. :(
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LouLou
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Moakahontas wrote:..I must stop thinking today.. :(
good luck :)

i, on the other hand, must stop drinking so much coffee. or at least go for decaf every now and again. :|
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This.

Damn you, Izzy, you evil man!!! :wink:
Who can begin conventional amiability the first thing in the morning?
It is the hour of savage instincts and natural tendencies.
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Gollum's Cock wrote:Drinking and beating my wife and children.
i thought mine were really bad, good luck, wife and children are the most important things :wink:
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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Pista wrote:I must stop drinking mad dogs on a school night.
:?
Yes, what's all this? London boy's Buckfast? :innocent:

Tsk tsk :twisted:

I must stop drinking Pepsi Max as my sole source of fluids... I can feel it doing bad things to my insides, but I'm addicted to the fizziness!
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boudicca wrote:I must stop drinking Pepsi Max as my sole source of fluids... I can feel it doing bad things to my insides, but I'm addicted to the fizziness!
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:wink: :twisted:
Wyrd bið ful aræd...

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Big Si wrote:
boudicca wrote:I must stop drinking Pepsi Max as my sole source of fluids... I can feel it doing bad things to my insides, but I'm addicted to the fizziness!
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:wink: :twisted:
:lol: :notworthy:

Actually, that is what I alternate with when I'm not drinking Pepsi!
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I must stop trusting airlines to look after my bags
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DerekR wrote:I must stop trusting airlines to look after my bags
Never put any valuable or breakable stuff in your checked luggage! Or any worn underwear, from personal experience :eek: :lol:
Styles are a lie.

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Obviousman wrote:
DerekR wrote:I must stop trusting airlines to look after my bags
Never put any valuable or breakable stuff in your checked luggage! Or any worn underwear, from personal experience :eek: :lol:
they nick worn underwear? :eek: :? :lol:
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LouLou wrote:
Obviousman wrote:
DerekR wrote:I must stop trusting airlines to look after my bags
Never put any valuable or breakable stuff in your checked luggage! Or any worn underwear, from personal experience :eek: :lol:
they nick worn underwear? :eek: :? :lol:
Only Zeno's "tighty whities"


:lol: :lol:
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Pista wrote:
LouLou wrote:
Obviousman wrote: Never put any valuable or breakable stuff in your checked luggage! Or any worn underwear, from personal experience :eek: :lol:
they nick worn underwear? :eek: :? :lol:
Only Zeno's "tighty whities"


:lol: :lol:
Oi! :lol: :lol: :lol:

They seem to do, but I was only wee when they did, about six or so. Me and the parents got home sans underwear, which was a bit irritating. Heathrow IIRC
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Pantless in Seattle :lol:
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James Blast wrote:Pantless in Seattle :lol:
Staines innit?
:innocent:
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Not if you use Daz ;D
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