Goodbye Grasshopper

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David Carradine committed suicide today.

Loved Kung Fu disliked Kill Bill.

Hung himself and his genitels apparantely.........
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can't call myself a fan of cinema(movie/film) but i do recognize who he was. sad.
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... the same with me ...
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Gollum's Cock wrote:Hung himself and his genitels apparantely.........
...which doesn't sound like suicide, frankly. Sounds more like he either pulled a Michael Hutchence, or was engaged in something dicey with a local professional who wasn't very. Or had other ends in mind. :|

Whatever, Kung Fu was a significant icon of my early adulthood. And I loved Kill Bill as well. Damn. :(
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RIP! :|
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7anthea7 wrote:
Gollum's Cock wrote:Hung himself and his genitels apparantely.........
...which doesn't sound like suicide, frankly. Sounds more like he either pulled a Michael Hutchence, or was engaged in something dicey with a local professional who wasn't very. Or had other ends in mind. :|

Whatever, Kung Fu was a significant icon of my early adulthood. And I loved Kill Bill as well. Damn. :(
He might have had a depressed John Thomas..
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Gollum's Cock wrote:He might have had a depressed John Thomas..
:urff:

My guess is that the police in Thailand were trying to make it sound like suicide because that would make it easier on them. His career was on the upswing again, he was actually there shooting a film, and both family and friends have said emphatically that he was not suicidal.

Admittedly, the truly suicidal can be really good at not sending out the signals, because they want to succeed, but...mmm. It just doesn't compute with what's known about him. Something's fishy...
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RIP matie, you were great
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Autoerotic accident looks most likely at the moment. :eek:

Not a good way to go :urff:
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markfiend wrote:Autoerotic accident looks most likely at the moment. :eek:

Not a good way to go :urff:
Putting aside there's probably no such thing as a good way to die...


Being strangled while "beating my meat" vs shark attack or burning alive.

Call me kinky, but I know which one I'd go for!
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Erudite wrote:
markfiend wrote:Autoerotic accident looks most likely at the moment. :eek:

Not a good way to go :urff:
Putting aside there's probably no such thing as a good way to die...


Being strangled while "beating my meat" vs shark attack or burning alive.

Call me kinky, but I know which one I'd go for!
:| I see your point.

(I totally should not have typed that in this context :lol:)
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wot is wrong with a simple hand jive?

why involve rope and the stoppage of breathing?

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7anthea7 wrote:Something's fishy...
probably his bell end :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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weebleswobble wrote:wot is wrong with a simple hand jive?

why involve rope and the stoppage of breathing?

:urff:
If you have to ask then you'll probably never know. :wink:
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His new film was going to be called "Stretch"... coincidence, I don't think so.
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I had no idea that he was dead until today... I read the news
regarding the auto-erotic thing and must agree. Poor bastard...
I hope he at least had fun before he went. :innocent:

Anyway... it was also odd that I happened to watch Death Race 2000
Saturday night... without knowing that ol' Frankenstein had passed.

RIP Grasshopper... you have entertained us for many years. :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
wah-hoo
let's do the war on drugs

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