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Hi how have you been?
Do have some apple crumble or a scone, no it's okay to smoke in here in fact it's encouraged
I had a grand day out yesterday but I've had extreme lethargy today, "perhaps it's just my age but I wouldn't like to say" it might be treason or just a story, anyway how the hell are you!?
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
nope, that's fine petal try the apple crumble it's boss
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
try the tart, I'm sure it's up yer strasse dearest
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Clotted cream huh? Obviously an enemy of the revolution! Blindfolds and last cigarettes for the non dandelion and burdock drinkers of the world. Except the pretty ones of course!
Don't know if it's just a Derry thing, but they call Dandelions pee the beds (he said politely) around here. Not exactly sure what a Burdock is. Proving me common credentials!
Tesco's do it, with a Diet version for some reason for 47p! Though of course not the best i suspect. For pure decadence pink lemonade is pretty fine also... which sadly is also £2 a bottle around here.
abridged wrote:Tesco's do it, with a Diet version for some reason for 47p! Though of course not the best i suspect. For pure decadence pink lemonade is pretty fine also... which sadly is also £2 a bottle around here.
4 Litres for 90p, special offer - Somerfield's own (Saltburn)
£1.25 a bottle for 275ml of the Fentiman's (in Whitby)
@Blaast Teacakes I do unnerstand, but why nae Caramel Wafers?
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Caramel Wafers are for plebs, Teacakes be the food of the gods.
you of all people should ken that
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
I'll pass on the fig tarts dear, my bowels need no encouragement. Lentil nibble? Henna dip?
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
try an hot Peperami wi yer chocolate digestifs, go on you'll love it
I do
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
