Is your cherished pet bored of long walks in the country, chasing rabbits and squirrels in royal parks, fetching the paper and chewing your slippers? Do you detect a sense of ennui as he flakes out at your feet, exhausted from day of fetching sticks and tennis balls? Does he look at you with resentment as he sits at your feet, eyes bright, ears up, tail wagging, as he hears the jingle of carkeys or leash, resentment that you have denied him the life of fulfillment of service.
In which case then this may be right up your street. If you would like to put your dog in danger of his life, at risk of being blown up, shot, or otherwise maimed, crippled or killed by people who are cross at your government's foreign policy, please apply.
For the love of dog...
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EvilBastard
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Hank Moody
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wherever did you get idea from? it clearly says on the website that your four-legged friendEvilBastard wrote:If you would like to put your dog in danger of his life, at risk of being blown up, shot, or otherwise maimed, crippled or killed by people who are cross at your government's foreign policy...
really, such cynicism!would benefit from a full and active life in the services
tsk tsk tsk...
