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Pumpkin or turnip :roll:

finally managed to track down a nice turnip. took ages to source, all the SuperMarkets seem to have gone for "trick or treat" :evil:

do you lot sing "Jinny the witch" or what :?:


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Hop-tu-naa-I met an old woman
Tra-la-laa -She was baking bonnags
Hop-tu-Naa-I asked for a bit
Tra-la-laa -She gave me a bit, as big as my big toe.
Hop-tu-Naa-She dipped it in milk
Tra-la-laa -She wrapped it in silk
Hop-tu-Naa, Tra-la-laa
Jinny the Witch flew over the house
To catch a stick to lather the mouse
Hop-tu-Naa, Tra-la-laa
If you don't give us something we'll run away
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Make mine a pint of whatever Khepri's drinking.
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Turnip?

Turnips are sooooo un-Halloween!!! Ya need a pumpkin or nothing else. Turnips are what Baldrick used to eat.
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Turnips my arse.
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Steve303 wrote:Turnips my arse.
there's a good cream you can get for that ;)
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Thrash Harry wrote:Make mine a pint of whatever Khepri's drinking.
I was thinking the same thing
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hallucienate wrote:
Thrash Harry wrote:Make mine a pint of whatever Khepri's drinking.
I was thinking the same thing
:roll: ;D

http://howstuffworks.lycoszone.com/halloween6.htm

the other bit is the turnip song. do you lot have a pumpkin song :?
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khepri II wrote:
hallucienate wrote:
Thrash Harry wrote:Make mine a pint of whatever Khepri's drinking.
I was thinking the same thing
:roll: ;D

http://howstuffworks.lycoszone.com/halloween6.htm

the other bit is the turnip song. do you lot have a pumpkin song :?
ooooooooh, OK.

Anyone got a turnip shaped like a thingy? That'd look great lit up in the window
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hallucienate wrote:
Thrash Harry wrote:Make mine a pint of whatever Khepri's drinking.
I was thinking the same thing
Make that three pints. Turning out to be an expensive round Harry ...
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khepri II wrote:
hallucienate wrote:
Thrash Harry wrote:Make mine a pint of whatever Khepri's drinking.
I was thinking the same thing
:roll: ;D

http://howstuffworks.lycoszone.com/halloween6.htm

the other bit is the turnip song. do you lot have a pumpkin song :?
Hey Kephri - there's some interesting stuff on there!

Im currently sitting at my desk with a big "Happy Halloween" sign on it. Am also wearing my pentagram today,because Im that sick of being called a Devil worshipper by various 'hilarious' :roll: people in the office , I thought I might as well look like one. Its really freaked the idiots out which is most amusing :lol: (they're too stupid to notice that mines not reversed a la your average Satanist's)

Office's - love 'em. ;D
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Johnny Boy wrote:
hallucienate wrote:
Thrash Harry wrote:Make mine a pint of whatever Khepri's drinking.
I was thinking the same thing
Make that three pints. Turning out to be an expensive round Harry ...
We can celebrate Hal's approaching momentous occasion. When's it gonna be, boy?
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Thrash Harry wrote:
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hallucienate wrote:I was thinking the same thing
Make that three pints. Turning out to be an expensive round Harry ...
We can celebrate Hal's approaching momentous occasion. When's it gonna be, boy?
Dunno, I'm going through a slow faze at the moment. It might well be later tonight or tomorrow morning, unless I go out later. Probably sometime this weekend. Right now though it's home time (woohoo!!!) and I got more important things to do (like feeding the cats).
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hallucienate wrote:It might well be later tonight or tomorrow morning, unless I go out later. Probably sometime this weekend.
Got to be on HALoween, surely.
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Thrash Harry wrote:
hallucienate wrote:It might well be later tonight or tomorrow morning, unless I go out later. Probably sometime this weekend.
Got to be on HALoween, surely.
I'll see what I can do. Thanks for caring so much :wink:
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@HAL: I'm sure the Quiffmeister will be glad of the company.

@KHEPRI: Nice avatar. I hope you're not taking your little helper out trick or treating, the state you must be in by now!
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Pumpkin - just redress the balance - besides Pumpkin Beer is bloody dangerous!
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pumpkin beer???!!

does such a thing exist?

is there any vegetable you CAN'T make beer out of?
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Black Shuck wrote:pumpkin beer???!!

does such a thing exist?

is there any vegetable you CAN'T make beer out of?
Not as far as I know - I had Potato Wine a few years back - evil stuff!
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Jeez, Khepri (I can spell that first time now). That latest avatar. You've figured out how to freeze dry mushrooms then?
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Thrash Harry wrote:Jeez, Khepri (I can spell that first time now). That latest avatar. You've figured out how to freeze dry mushrooms then?
Yup

just gotta workout how to E-mail the sugared bread now and i'll be away :wink:

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