What if Andrew would turn into a goth?

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What do you choose: a good Eldo image and baaad album or a goff Eldo image and a goood album?

Please. Let Andrew Eldritch grow old in peace. Just a baldy, some concerts, a fading voice, but cool as always.
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I'd choose the dark side. Give him a good brain disease so that all of a sudden he becomes a maniac. Paint face and all. Sating worshipping. Five new albums in a row.
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What do you prefer? The idea of Andrew Eldritch getting a stroke and all of a sudden becoming the next Dimmu Borgir and bring out albums regularly because he ate Satan's ass, OR just Eldritch puffing his fags away while mumbling in a mic without leaving us any future albums or just a few Barry Manilow covers with Ben vinyl scratching on it?
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dd have you turned into Debi! :eek:
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My vote is for Borg Andrew joined with Doktor Avalanche permanently and making albums until the end of time. ;)

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Prescott wrote:My vote is for Borg Andrew joined with Doktor Avalanche permanently and making albums until the end of time. ;)

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There isn't a g-word band that can compare with the girls back catalogue so :von: hasn't anything to prove. I'd love a new album. If for no other reason than to put those bands who've heard the Sisters and still manage to miss the point completely in their place. Best :von: quote ever (or near as I can remember!) Jesus wasn't responsible for the Mormans.... ;D
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James Blast wrote:dd have you turned into Debi! :eek:
Devon Environmental Business Initiative that is, yeah.
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Not funny! :(

I expect a better class of pish from you :|
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:lol:

Nothing else to say for the moment :D .
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In the minority then :D
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If Andy returned to his Goth style, we wouldn´t get a new album either.


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precisely!

which is why i'm hoping that :von: gets his paws on a pair of very loose tracksuit bottoms, a slinky white vest and a selection of oversized, cheap bling.

chances are we still won't get a new album, but it'll be a right laugh! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I've taken a poll of all the polls



this is the worst :urff: :innocent:
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weebleswobble wrote:I've taken a poll of all the polls



this is the worst :urff: :innocent:

:lol:
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James Blast wrote:dd have you turned into Debi! :eek:
James Blast wrote:Not funny! :(

I expect a better class of pish from you :|

awwwwwww :cry:
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LouLou wrote: which is why i'm hoping that :von: gets his paws on a pair of very loose tracksuit bottoms, a slinky white vest and a selection of oversized, cheap bling.

chances are we still won't get a new album, but it'll be a right laugh! :lol: :lol: :lol:
ohhhh

h e l l o :von: ;D
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Moakahontas wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:I've taken a poll of all the polls



this is the worst :urff: :innocent:

:lol:
indeedy :lol: :notworthy:
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I'm going to petition QB for a new forum entitled "Drivel".

Until that point, I think this is better moved into General Chat.
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markfiend wrote:I'm going to petition QB for a new forum entitled "Drivel".
:lol:
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I was rather hoping my "nice cuppa..." thread might syphon off the wittering, it didn't, I am full of FAIL! :(
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James Blast wrote:I was rather hoping my "nice cuppa..." thread might syphon off the wittering, it didn't, I am full of FAIL! :(
I rather think that atempting to syphon off the wittering has shades of King Canute about it... ;D
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ach well, back tae the Zepfest! which is most excellent and full of WIN! :D
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*snort* "Turn into?" :innocent:
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What is "Sating worshipping" and how many virgins are waiting for you in the afterlife if you worship this Sating god/goddess?? :eek: :D
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oha, i am in the minority...
That fits perfect for me!
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I think the Big Black Hat is overdue a comeback.
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