And they're all strangePista wrote:I make a point of ONLY talking to strange wimmin.James Blast wrote: @Cureboi you've been talking to strange wimmin again, haven't you?
a nice cuppa, a sit down and a chat
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so tr00...
awrite laydeez, gie us a kickin'
awrite laydeez, gie us a kickin'
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Errr.....not wise.James Blast wrote:so tr00...
awrite laydeez, gie us a kickin'
I've seen their pointy shoes.
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Oh pointy birds
Oh pointy pointy
Anoint my head
Anoint......?
Oh pointy pointy
Anoint my head
Anoint......?
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Oh, that reminds me, anoi...... no I forgot, sorry.
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it's a difficult one ain't it Steve, we had a long discussion about it at the Inaugural Blaast!â„¢ Rev. 2.0 BBQ, it still troubles me
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Whatever for? I'm the first one to admit I'm strange...James Blast wrote:awrite laydeez, gie us a kickin'
Other adjectives, however, may result in unexpected responses.
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It is the hour of savage instincts and natural tendencies.
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cuppa?
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Sure is a conundrum.James Blast wrote:it's a difficult one ain't it Steve, we had a long discussion about it at the Inaugural Blaast!â„¢ Rev. 2.0 BBQ, it still troubles me
Wish I'd been there really. I like burnt meate products me.
I'd love a cuppa btw.
No sugar though.
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Mmmmm...Please sir (and/or madam), may I have some more?
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been transferring the Blast!â„¢ Vidaeo Archive to disque - Oh such wonderment and all sans vid interference, everything looks brand new!
latest transference has been:
Wild Willy Barret & John Ottway ~ Headbutts (live)
The Jam-C ~ Trip You Up (vid)
Win ~ You've Got the Power from a short lived Jockohomo music show fSD
The Primevals (Glass~gow's own Gnu Club) ~ Prairie Chain, Elixir of Life, Sister also from fSD
Stump ~ live on the Tube, Eveything's In It's Place and *Censorship* Stripper
Gary Larson ~ Tales from the Far Side (BBC2 animation season 30min special) this has to be seen!
Liverpool Explodes ~ Rock Family Trees about The Teardrop Explodes, EATB, Wah! DoA, FgtH etc. - modern history for pop people, it should be seen
Pure Joy Wins Thru Everytime!
latest transference has been:
Wild Willy Barret & John Ottway ~ Headbutts (live)
The Jam-C ~ Trip You Up (vid)
Win ~ You've Got the Power from a short lived Jockohomo music show fSD
The Primevals (Glass~gow's own Gnu Club) ~ Prairie Chain, Elixir of Life, Sister also from fSD
Stump ~ live on the Tube, Eveything's In It's Place and *Censorship* Stripper
Gary Larson ~ Tales from the Far Side (BBC2 animation season 30min special) this has to be seen!
Liverpool Explodes ~ Rock Family Trees about The Teardrop Explodes, EATB, Wah! DoA, FgtH etc. - modern history for pop people, it should be seen
Pure Joy Wins Thru Everytime!
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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rediscovered some old Megadeth today, what a joy!
beans on toast with grated white Jockohomo Cheddar and a dusting of Parmesan - bliss...
sunny day again, can this be Glass~gow?
ah.. it's guid tae chat
beans on toast with grated white Jockohomo Cheddar and a dusting of Parmesan - bliss...
sunny day again, can this be Glass~gow?
ah.. it's guid tae chat
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Sun shining here as well - for the first time in days.
This is Seattle, though, so that could change in the next 15 minutes...I'll enjoy it whist I can
This is Seattle, though, so that could change in the next 15 minutes...I'll enjoy it whist I can
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Seattle snouds like the Glasgow of the US, I made some crumpets for you dear, and they're hot! The coffee is percolating and should be ready in time for us to have a fag.
you're welcome
you're welcome
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Warm crumpets! With Devon cream and lemon curd? Mmmmm...James Blast wrote:Seattle snouds like the Glasgow of the US, I made some crumpets for you dear, and they're hot! The coffee is percolating and should be ready in time for us to have a fag.
you're welcome
Yeh, there's a remarkable climactic similarity twixt here 'n' there at times. Although, being so far inland, it can get stinking bloody hot here (although this summer's shaping up to be a cool one, thank gods). I really need to live in Vancouver...but the damn Canadians are soooooooo uncooperative.
Who can begin conventional amiability the first thing in the morning?
It is the hour of savage instincts and natural tendencies.
--Elizabeth von Arnim
It is the hour of savage instincts and natural tendencies.
--Elizabeth von Arnim
7anthea7 wrote:
Warm crumpets! With Devon cream and lemon curd? Mmmmm...
Rather with lashings of butter.
Mmmm. Feel the coronary coming on already......
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Do the colonists mean something different by crumpets than we do? Crumpets must only be eaten with butter. Well, cream cheese at a stretch.
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This one certainly doesn't.markfiend wrote:Do the colonists mean something different by crumpets than we do?
I'll take cream cheese if necessary, but if it must butter...then with ginger conserve.And also wrote:Crumpets must only be eaten with butter. Well, cream cheese at a stretch.
(I'd still rather have the Devon cream...but then I'm less lardish than some... )
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It is the hour of savage instincts and natural tendencies.
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It sounds as if the colonists are confused between crumpets and scones. Crumpets must be eaten with butter, but may also have honey (yum yum) or jam (yum) placed upon their cratered surfaces. Note: the correct orientation for a crumpet is smooth side down. Do not under any circumstances attempt to eat them upside down, or "commes les australians", especially in polite company. Any number of promising social gatherings with one's prospective inlaws or employers have been derailed by such behaviour. Don't Do It.markfiend wrote:Do the colonists mean something different by crumpets than we do? Crumpets must only be eaten with butter. Well, cream cheese at a stretch.
Honey is good because it oozes down into the crumpet's pores and is extra-specially good. Important: Crumpets must be served piping hot, straight from the toaster or the toasting fork.
Scones are strictly jam and whipped/clotted cream territory. They should be light and fluffy, cut with a knife along a horizontal axis, then spread with jam on which a dollop of cream is placed. Each half should be consumed in a maximum of 2 bites. Scones should be served ever so slightly warm, about 30 minutes out of the oven having been left to rest under a clean dry tea-towel.
Scones are summer afternoons on the lawn with a pot of tea and the good china. The more decadent among you may choose to bring the wireless out and listen to the cricket or tennis commentary, but you will find that the sound of bird-song and the soft buzz of passing bees all the accompaniement you need for the perfect scone experience.
Crumpets are winters by the fire, tea served hot and strong in a chunky mug. If it's peeing with rain outside, and getting dark, then so much the better. If you can find a pair of comfy slippers and a good fillum on the telly (Ice Cold in Alex, Dambusters, Reach for the Sky, Sink the Bismarck, An Affair to Remember, etc.) then the crumpet experience is greatly enhanced.
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I want tae ken more about the Ginger Preserve, is that like a female version of Gentleman's Relish?
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Not even. Not ever. And I do make my own. Especially critical because the rest of the colonists seem to think that scones are intended to have all sorts of unnecessary ingredients, and be positively encrusted with the sort of sugar crystals that should only be found on biscuits. And because a crumpet out of a packet is...well.EvilBastard wrote:It sounds as if the colonists are confused between crumpets and scones.
But yes, I am an iconoclast when it come to how I treat them once they've come off the griddle/out the oven. Deal with it.
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Like this:James Blast wrote:I want tae ken more about the Ginger Preserve, is that like a female version of Gentleman's Relish?
Only homemade and chunkier. Hot and sweet and spicy...yum!
So I guess that does sound like a female version of something...
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I served 4 years* at Dundee art school, may I have a lick?
*and a further 9 months of hell in an advertising agency, weren't we sold short in the early 80s?
*and a further 9 months of hell in an advertising agency, weren't we sold short in the early 80s?
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On Crumpets:
"...When God sits down to tea after a solid day at the crease,having shown the Sri-Lankans that not every English batsman has a backbone made of marmalade,he eats these things ,dripping with butter.Crumpets still taste like the best thing since sliced bread.Probably because they are sliced bread.Only better."
Andrew Eldritch
"...When God sits down to tea after a solid day at the crease,having shown the Sri-Lankans that not every English batsman has a backbone made of marmalade,he eats these things ,dripping with butter.Crumpets still taste like the best thing since sliced bread.Probably because they are sliced bread.Only better."
Andrew Eldritch