Got your Fathers Day gift yet?....

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DerekR
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Look what WH Smith have in their Fathers Day gift section :eek: :eek: :eek:

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What a bunch of fucking idiots!
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ya bad baisturt ye! :lol:
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James Blast wrote:ya bad baisturt ye! :lol:
Whit? I'm just the messenger. Fucking unbelievable though innit?
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that's not an ideal gift for anyone!
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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well I like the british sense of humour :lol: :lol: :notworthy:
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Neither's the Clarkson book.
:?
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in these desensitized times, I found it amusing :|

naughty step?
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James Blast wrote:
naughty step?
:lol: :lol:

That's where my niece goes when she has a paddy about something.
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They've sold out of the Michael Jackson Guide To Parenting
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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I have to wait another 12 hours
Like pushing a marsmallow into a piggy bank
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I got this smokin' dressing gown fae The Wife:
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Had a great day drinking wine, eating KFC and playing on me Xbox 360 :D

The cards from my wee boy are priceless :notworthy:
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Is that a March Violets tee underneath, I spot? :)
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and the batmobile is at the bottom left?
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Silence is platinum wrote:and the batmobile is at the bottom left?

Jacuzzi bottom right? ;D

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March Violets-yes
Batmobile-no (action man)
Jacuzzi-I wish!

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Get him the new Classic Rock, good quote...
of his guitarists..."I don't really notice much of a generation difference - I think the only thing that bothers them is that I tend to march around the dressing room without any clothes on".

(I put a mention in Sisters Chat).
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