Okay here is the challenge folks, imagine that you are Von and you just started your new Twitter page and you have to give updates on your daily life in 140 Characters or Less, what would you say, if you were Von of course.
I will get us started
Woke up today, thought about going to dentist after reading heartland forum...rolled over and went back to bed for the rest of the day....
Okay so your responses should be in the voice of Von in 140 characters or less
Let's Play the "Von on Twitter" Game
Have to get down to the shop for washing powder. Me Barca shirt's minging.
i got no life so i turned on internet.
-
weebleswobble
- Underneath the Rock
- Posts: 5875
- Joined: 09 Feb 2006, 06:57
- Location: The Bat-Milk Cave
- Contact:
listened to new album, release new album? Nah....
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
Feck it! I'll wear my St Pauli one insteadPista wrote:Have to get down to the shop for washing powder. Me Barca shirt's minging.
-
Ramone
- Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
- Posts: 568
- Joined: 16 Mar 2006, 18:35
- Location: Liverpool, England
Day 8,760. Still got nothing worth while to offer the world. 
"It was great that Kurt Cobain shot himself when he did..cos without that ,we'd have no Foo Fighters today" :Ramone, Little Lebowski Urban Achiever. November 2008
Does the back of my head look okay?
do you mean hole in the back on your head ?
-
emilystrange
- Above the Chemist
- Posts: 9031
- Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26
- Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.
this twitter thing could be the one.
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
-
sultan2075
- Overbomber
- Posts: 2379
- Joined: 04 Mar 2005, 19:17
- Location: Washington, D. C.
- Contact:
new keyboard 7 5 3 1 9 0 2 4 6 8
--
The most successful tyranny is not the one that uses force to assure uniformity but the one that removes the awareness of other possibilities, that makes it seem inconceivable that other ways are viable, that removes the sense that there is an outside.
The most successful tyranny is not the one that uses force to assure uniformity but the one that removes the awareness of other possibilities, that makes it seem inconceivable that other ways are viable, that removes the sense that there is an outside.
can anyone be so nice and explain me phenomenon of twater ? 'cause a seriously don't get it.
Just somewhere where people spout bollix all day long.Bartek wrote:can anyone be so nice and explain me phenomenon of twater ? 'cause a seriously don't get it.
Not bad if you have site updates automatically fed to it, but otherwise a bit of a time stealer I think.
-
emilystrange
- Above the Chemist
- Posts: 9031
- Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26
- Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.
lol, like this place isn't?
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
exaclty 
but we don't pretend to enlighten other ppl, aren't we ?
but we don't pretend to enlighten other ppl, aren't we ? 
Never seen the point of any of these unsocial networking sites.
- If you're famous enough (or even just interesting enough) to have your own website or forum, that's a much more efficient and versatile way of keeping people informed and it won't take an hour to load or crash your browser while it's trying to do so.
-If you're not famous enough (or even just interesting enough) to have your own website or forum then anyone who's interested in what you have to say will have your e-mail address, be able to contact you via a mutually visited forum or (heaven forbid) have enough time on their hands that they can resort to something like MSN. Or perhaps they could go round your house and actually speak to you face to face.
- If you're famous enough (or even just interesting enough) to have your own website or forum, that's a much more efficient and versatile way of keeping people informed and it won't take an hour to load or crash your browser while it's trying to do so.
-If you're not famous enough (or even just interesting enough) to have your own website or forum then anyone who's interested in what you have to say will have your e-mail address, be able to contact you via a mutually visited forum or (heaven forbid) have enough time on their hands that they can resort to something like MSN. Or perhaps they could go round your house and actually speak to you face to face.
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
-
boudicca
- Sister Midnight
- Posts: 7427
- Joined: 15 Sep 2004, 16:15
- Location: embrace the margin
- Contact:
I share your confusion, Bartek."Put on my shorts and went down to Spar for some sugar-free cinnamon bagels, beautiful little fluffy clouds in the sky"... yes? And we're supposed to CARE?
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
The many groupies on here willboudicca wrote:
"Put on my shorts and went down to Spar for some sugar-free cinnamon bagels, beautiful little fluffy clouds in the sky"... yes? And we're supposed to CARE?
-
emilystrange
- Above the Chemist
- Posts: 9031
- Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26
- Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.
i find out more about what my famous people are doing/going to do than from the offical sites. handy when you run a fansite.
oh... not wishing to cause any offence, like, but i don't add people on twitter unless i'm keeping an eye on YOU, or i can't get in touch with you any other way.
xxx
oh... not wishing to cause any offence, like, but i don't add people on twitter unless i'm keeping an eye on YOU, or i can't get in touch with you any other way.
xxx
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
-
markfiend
- goriller of form 3b
- Posts: 21181
- Joined: 11 Nov 2003, 10:55
- Location: st custards
- Contact:
I only ever tend to post on twitter when I've been drinking (quiet down in back!) by text from my phone
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
-
mistressteal
- Road Kill
- Posts: 59
- Joined: 11 Apr 2009, 22:26
- Location: the water's edge
I HAVE NO OTHER NEWS about my day today but I may have interesting alternative news/comment sources tomorrow if I feel like it, but then again I may not.
-
Being645
- Wiki Wizard
- Posts: 15274
- Joined: 09 Apr 2009, 12:54
- Location: reconstruction status: whatever the f**k
All heavens, just noticed they've got a new registered user calling himself or herself voodoodentist ...indy wrote: Woke up today, thought about going to dentist after reading heartland forum...rolled over and went back to bed for the rest of the day....
Maybe I had better get up early tomorrow ...
...-
nowayjose
- Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
- Posts: 539
- Joined: 19 Mar 2006, 02:15
- Location: Berlin
The 
seems to be clever enough to accurately weigh the futility of Twatter over the small satisfaction gained from publicly shutting down the account a short while later in open indignation and disgust (Reznor-style). Although it could be amusing, I'd think.
seems to be clever enough to accurately weigh the futility of Twatter over the small satisfaction gained from publicly shutting down the account a short while later in open indignation and disgust (Reznor-style). Although it could be amusing, I'd think.
-
timsinister
- The Oncoming Storm
- Posts: 4571
- Joined: 04 Jan 2005, 17:08
- Location: Newcastle
- Contact:
Had forgotten how much fun it was being sarcastic to journalists. Must sit down with thesaurus and come up with more pithy one-liners. Just hope people don't think this means we're coming back or anything...
had a lovely cuppa with Wayne (who brought round some rich tea fingers and a chocolate sponge cake from M&S, bless him) and watched homes under the hammer because we couldn't find anything to talk about. sneezed a couple of times on Wayne's plate and spat in his cup when he wasn't looking.