Let's Play the "Von on Twitter" Game

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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emilystrange
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OI! 140 characters!
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Had a wank over some internets porn, cleaner walked in right on the vinegar strokes, teh bitch! All that wasted energy, no new ellpee this year.
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Must.Stop.Lurking.On.Heartland.
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LouLou
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decided to sue twatter for imposing a 140-character limit on my freedom to communicate the sheer richness and vibrancy of my daily life.
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:lol: :notworthy:

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aaaah-a-ahhhh-a-ahhhhhh
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:von: may have wrote:Fit bird at the Spar bakery smiled at me, I’d’ve smiled back but for the English teeth HLers keep mentioning. And those bastards wonder why they don’t get another album.
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Twittered for half an hour. Updated MySpace, Bebo, Facebook etc. Wondered why I don't have a life.
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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EvilBastard wrote:
:von: may have wrote:Fit bird at the Spar bakery smiled at me, I’d’ve smiled back but for the English teeth HLers keep mentioning. And those bastards wonder why they don’t get another album.
:lol: :lol: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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Von has quite an impressive set of gnashers, does he not?
I know because he was smiling quite a lot, in... that dream I once had... :innocent: :twisted:
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baking class with carl. today was blueberry muffins. carl lost the plot and ended up with more flour on his head than in the muffin mix.
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woke up with feeling i'm supposed to be working for a living.
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God they're obsessing about me on heartland again
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Spigel
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Carl was right :eek:
New potatoes do make crunchier chips :D
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and i thought that i got no live, how wrong i was.
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Revamped the entire set-list for next tour & forgot to save it. Oh well, last tour's list with a track or 2 removed it is then..
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PorkyPat called, wanted to borrow money to open a Dunkin Donuts franchise. Told her to use her Floodland royalties instead – LOL!
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took pat to the chippie to apologise for being so blunt earlier. i'm now skint - must make new album
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Made new album. Are we really that dull sounding. Now where did I put Wayne's number?...
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Found Waynes #.Says he's been down with the flu all week.Bloody useless as usual
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Wayne says PP's been under the weather too, so I asked if it was SwineFlu. He didn’t get the funny, now I remember why I fired him.
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forget wayne, gary's the man. left a message on his voicemail. hope he'll get back to me soon.
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gary seems to be ignoring me. no idea why. hmmm, what about tony & tim? #lonely

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Tony wants to wear a turtle as a titfer, Tim’s too busy tutoring, & Tubby Tricia doesn’t twig why the new album’s called Alliteration Thing.
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... don't need them, anyway ... there's Chris and Ben, now ... ;D

... so, feck the past ... I sound better than ever before ... :: :D :: ;D ...

funny, this beach starts looking somewhat boring on me ... :eek: ... :roll: ... :evil: :: :twisted: ... ;D : :von: ...
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