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PostPost #76  Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

The Doktor has been touching my pencils again. He hates me.
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PostPost #77  Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

boudicca wrote:
You're both wrong!

"Just finished alphabetizing my collection of 'Take A Break's, forgot how many helpful household hints were in there. Maybe should wangle interview with them?"
On a tangent, I've seen things that were originally in Viz Comic's top tips appear in the likes of Take a Break. Makes you wonder.

(Although never on the level of my favourite: "A cigar tube filled with wasps makes a cheap vibrator"...)
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PostPost #78  Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Searing. The levels of insight demonstrated herein are remarkable. Surprised
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PostPost #79  Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Thorsten says there’s a new Lemmings version coming out. That’s the new album on hold for another 3 years, then.
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PostPost #80  Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Chairman Bux wrote:
Searing. The levels of insight demonstrated herein are remarkable. Surprised

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He knows whereupon he speaks. Laughing
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PostPost #81  Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

To do:
Order Lemmings 4–The Goffs from Amazon
Laundry
Joanna Lumley
Stop following the Twitter thread on HL – it’s like they’re inside my head!
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PostPost #82  Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

EvilBastard wrote:
To do:
Order Lemmings 4–The Goffs from Amazon
Laundry
Joanna Lumley
Stop following the Twitter thread on HL – it’s like they’re inside my head!

I have http://www.rememberthemilk.com/ for TO DO lists.

Works nicely with the BB and the GMail.
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PostPost #83  Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Chairman Bux wrote:
Works nicely with the BB and the GMail.


How appropriate: BlackBerry and G(oth)Mail.
Careful, now...
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PostPost #84  Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

EvilBastard wrote:
Chairman Bux wrote:
Works nicely with the BB and the GMail.


How appropriate: BlackBerry and G(oth)Mail.
Careful, now...


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PostPost #85  Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Incidentally, I see that the domain:
http://www.remembertorecordthenewalbum.com
has been reserved...
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PostPost #86  Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

... we're gathering momentum ... Mr. Green ...
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PostPost #87  Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

markfiend wrote:
On a tangent, I've seen things that were originally in Viz Comic's top tips appear in the likes of Take a Break. Makes you wonder.

(Although never on the level of my favourite: "A cigar tube filled with wasps makes a cheap vibrator"...)


Laughing We are not worthy! "Manchester United fans. Avoid an asymetrical bulge in your right arm by masturbating furiously with your left arm too."

I think Von's probably feeling a bit peckish just now.

"Been down the Spar again, I think they see me coming these days. Ahmed somehow persuaded me to buy 10 of the new Hot'n'Spicy Pot Noodles, they were on special offer and I just couldn't say no."
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PostPost #88  Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

now i see why he insisted so much. they're almost past their best before date. where's pat when you need her?
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PostPost #89  Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

"WTF! That mad bint off of HL has been slagging off my choice of football shirts on Facebook. Teh bitch![/size]"
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PostPost #90  Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

boudicca wrote:
"Been down the Spar again, I think they see me coming these days. Ahmed somehow persuaded me to buy 10 of the new Hot'n'Spicy Pot Noodles, they were on special offer and I just couldn't say no."


Must ask Lemmy how he got them to use Ace of Spades in the ad. I could get them to use You Could Be The One – the cash would come in handy.
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PostPost #91  Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Only Women Twitter. Real men couldn't give a flying f**k what Lindsay Lohan had for her tea or what Miley Cyrus is wearing.

Real men get the ale in and eat McCoys crisps and have no idea what that move in ballet is that consists of a graceful bending of the knee. !



Evil or Very Mad Surprised

Sod the lot of you I'm gonna go and change my Facebook status...d'oh!! rumbled again.
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PostPost #92  Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPost #93  Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Woke up. Sang "What Is Love?" to myself in the shower. Didn't release a new album.
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PostPost #94  Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Ramone wrote:
Real men get the ale in and eat McCoys crisps and have no idea what that move in ballet is that consists of a graceful bending of the knee. !


You on commission, Ramone?! Razz
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PostPost #95  Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

AdrenaChris wrote:
Woke up. Sang "What Is Love?" to myself in the shower. Didn't release a new album.


OT, I've been having some weird dreams recently. I recall last night dreaming that I had bumped into AE whilst looking for some drugs at a festival. He seemed amused at my gothy clothing, and I asked whether he was going to bother with another single. Apparently not. Didn't give me any drugs either. Laughing
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PostPost #96  Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Some sad goth accosted me at a festival asking when the new single was coming out. Told him to f**k off, which seemed to make his day. Pathetic. Didn't give him any of my stash either.
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PostPost #97  Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 3:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

EvilBastard wrote:
Incidentally, I see that the domain:
http://www.remembertorecordthenewalbum.com
has been reserved...




looooooooooooooool.... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPost #98  Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

..sitting here with a glass of absinthe, thinking about Deutsches Fraulein and listening to Rock and Roll Part 2 by Gary Glitter

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PostPost #99  Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 6:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

absinthe is shity
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We’re out of smoke for tomorrow night’s show. Ben’s asking where would one buy bags of smoke up there? #cough
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