Let's Play the "Von on Twitter" Game

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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boudicca wrote:You're both wrong!

"Just finished alphabetizing my collection of 'Take A Break's, forgot how many helpful household hints were in there. Maybe should wangle interview with them?"
On a tangent, I've seen things that were originally in Viz Comic's top tips appear in the likes of Take a Break. Makes you wonder.

(Although never on the level of my favourite: "A cigar tube filled with wasps makes a cheap vibrator"...)
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Searing. The levels of insight demonstrated herein are remarkable. :o
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Thorsten says there’s a new Lemmings version coming out. That’s the new album on hold for another 3 years, then.
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Chairman Bux wrote:Searing. The levels of insight demonstrated herein are remarkable. :o

Minister of Misinformation and Misdirection
He knows whereupon he speaks. :lol:
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To do:
Order Lemmings 4–The Goffs from Amazon
Laundry
Joanna Lumley
Stop following the Twitter thread on HL – it’s like they’re inside my head!
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EvilBastard wrote:To do:
Order Lemmings 4–The Goffs from Amazon
Laundry
Joanna Lumley
Stop following the Twitter thread on HL – it’s like they’re inside my head!
I have http://www.rememberthemilk.com/ for TO DO lists.

Works nicely with the BB and the GMail.
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Chairman Bux wrote:Works nicely with the BB and the GMail.
How appropriate: BlackBerry and G(oth)Mail.
Careful, now...
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EvilBastard wrote:
Chairman Bux wrote:Works nicely with the BB and the GMail.
How appropriate: BlackBerry and G(oth)Mail.
Careful, now...
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Incidentally, I see that the domain:
http://www.remembertorecordthenewalbum.com
has been reserved...
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... we're gathering momentum ... ;D ...
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markfiend wrote:On a tangent, I've seen things that were originally in Viz Comic's top tips appear in the likes of Take a Break. Makes you wonder.

(Although never on the level of my favourite: "A cigar tube filled with wasps makes a cheap vibrator"...)
:lol: :notworthy: "Manchester United fans. Avoid an asymetrical bulge in your right arm by masturbating furiously with your left arm too."

I think Von's probably feeling a bit peckish just now.

"Been down the Spar again, I think they see me coming these days. Ahmed somehow persuaded me to buy 10 of the new Hot'n'Spicy Pot Noodles, they were on special offer and I just couldn't say no."
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now i see why he insisted so much. they're almost past their best before date. where's pat when you need her?
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"WTF! That mad bint off of HL has been slagging off my choice of football shirts on Facebook. Teh bitch![/size]"
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boudicca wrote:"Been down the Spar again, I think they see me coming these days. Ahmed somehow persuaded me to buy 10 of the new Hot'n'Spicy Pot Noodles, they were on special offer and I just couldn't say no."
Must ask Lemmy how he got them to use Ace of Spades in the ad. I could get them to use You Could Be The One – the cash would come in handy.
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Only Women Twitter. Real men couldn't give a flying f**k what Lindsay Lohan had for her tea or what Miley Cyrus is wearing.

Real men get the ale in and eat McCoys crisps and have no idea what that move in ballet is that consists of a graceful bending of the knee. !



:evil: :eek:

Sod the lot of you I'm gonna go and change my Facebook status...d'oh!! rumbled again.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Woke up. Sang "What Is Love?" to myself in the shower. Didn't release a new album.
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Ramone wrote:Real men get the ale in and eat McCoys crisps and have no idea what that move in ballet is that consists of a graceful bending of the knee. !
You on commission, Ramone?! :P
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AdrenaChris wrote:Woke up. Sang "What Is Love?" to myself in the shower. Didn't release a new album.
OT, I've been having some weird dreams recently. I recall last night dreaming that I had bumped into AE whilst looking for some drugs at a festival. He seemed amused at my gothy clothing, and I asked whether he was going to bother with another single. Apparently not. Didn't give me any drugs either. :lol:
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Some sad goth accosted me at a festival asking when the new single was coming out. Told him to f**k off, which seemed to make his day. Pathetic. Didn't give him any of my stash either.
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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EvilBastard wrote:Incidentally, I see that the domain:
http://www.remembertorecordthenewalbum.com
has been reserved...


looooooooooooooool.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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..sitting here with a glass of absinthe, thinking about Deutsches Fraulein and listening to Rock and Roll Part 2 by Gary Glitter

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Wyrd bið ful aræd...

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We’re out of smoke for tomorrow night’s show. Ben’s asking where would one buy bags of smoke up there? #cough
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