Ann Widdecombe loves me!

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Big Si
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http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/118 ... people-mad

She spoke to yours truly at Lewis Debt Recovery :roll:
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and you played "hide the salami" with her? :lol:
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JB.. are you saying that Big Si took Widdies "Cherry".. :eek: :lol: :eek:
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well, she's a good Catholic girl (a convert, the worst kind) so I know how filthy they are/were :lol:
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Oooh yes, you could have had phone sex! :twisted: You missed a golden opportunity there, Si.

Agh my brain! :urff: :lol:
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boudicca wrote:Oooh yes, you could have had phone sex! :twisted: You missed a golden opportunity there, Si.

Agh my brain! :urff: :lol:
Well she was quite dominant to start with, but I soon won her over with my natural charm :wink: ;D

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She likes cats, so she can't be all bad :)
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Do the cats like her as well?
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I think she looks cute ... and definitely compared with our Chancellor Merkel ... :urff: :urff: :urff:
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eotunun wrote:Do the cats like her as well?
NO.

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