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Yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? Yeah...
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Marcus was playing Temple of Love on the highlights show last night. :eek:

Sad to see it cancelled when this years show has been so good but I guess there is a time for everything :(
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James Blast wrote:Yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? Yeah...
I watched that today. :D

On a lighter note
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7673591.stm
"Since God knows everything," he reasoned, "God has notice of this lawsuit."
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Seems Oasis have split. Again. Boooooring!
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Scotland to have another stab at independence.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/8228599.stm
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No more Big Brother, no more Oasis.

Sounds like a result to me.

Oddly enough, despite the Megrahi backlash, I notice Donald Trump isn't threatening to pull out of his Balmedie golf course / resort.
In fact, the wiggie cunt wants to slap a few compulsory purchase orders on people's homes to gain even more land. :roll:
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Erudite wrote:No more Big Brother, no more Oasis.

Sounds like a result to me.
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Big Si wrote:
Erudite wrote:No more Big Brother, no more Oasis.

Sounds like a result to me.
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
Big Si wrote:
Erudite wrote:No more Big Brother, no more Oasis.

Sounds like a result to me.
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Pat wrote:Scotland to have another stab at independence.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/8228599.stm
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Erudite wrote:Oddly enough, despite the Megrahi backlash, I notice Donald Trump isn't threatening to pull out of his Balmedie golf course / resort.
In fact, the wiggie cunt wants to slap a few compulsory purchase orders on people's homes to gain even more land. :roll:
Will someone over there kindly shoot that bastard next time he's in town lording it up? We'll all thank you for it (well, everyone but my friend who works for him... :roll: ).
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7anthea7 wrote: Will someone over there kindly shoot that bastard next time he's in town lording it up? We'll all thank you for it (well, everyone but my friend who works for him... :roll: ).
Seems we're going with peaceful protest for the moment:

http://www.trippinguptrump.com/

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/8246313.stm
However, it is the slick pop of the band's early years that is to blame for the tameness of most UK guitar music today, he insists.

"The Beatles are the absolute curse of modern indie music," Keenan says.
couldn't find the "someone had to say it" thread......
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Word forum is overrun with Be~atles wankery :(
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what the hell :o :?:

Panamanian children discover new animal, and stone it to death

http://is.gd/3phoE

Image

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Quiff Boy wrote:what the hell :o :?:

Panamanian children discover new animal, and stone it to death

http://is.gd/3phoE

:o
eh... i know yer the bos, boss, but maybe a linky would be better at this time, i mean the time right BEFORE dinner and all? :urff:

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There's no idea of scale, but I'm guessing an otter. I'm also guessing that it was already dead, given that its fur had sloughed off... :|

Edit: the comments on the Metro article say "Sloth" and looking more carefully, I think I agree. However I'm sticking with the "already dead" thing.
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Shame for the poor sloth-thing being stoned to death though!

It's sad when a new animal is found & then immediately destroyed.

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It's a alien!

run for your lives.....
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James Blast wrote:It's an alien!

run for your lives.....
yeah get scared especially if mummy is still alive!
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