Happy birthday missus scotty

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MadameButterfly
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Happy birthday sweetie!!! :kiss: :notworthy: :kiss:

Maybe you are not around that often anymore but just know I'm thinking of you today.

Hope the husband has spoilt you rotten.

MB xxx
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Have a great one Magz :notworthy:
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have a great days mrs s, from me and jo 8)
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Imageall hail Mags :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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Happy happy 8)
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All the best! :notworthy:
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yaay! when we seeing you again?
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Have an excellent time :notworthy:
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Appi Burfdi :D
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Far but not forgotten! Arra Best, Mags! :kiss:
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Have a happy one :D
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Happy birthday to a no-doubt fine lady who must genuinely have the patience of a saint. :notworthy:
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mh wrote:Happy birthday to a no-doubt fine lady who must genuinely have the patience of a saint. :notworthy:
Took the words right out of my mouth Michael.

Arrabest Ma'grit :kiss:
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Hope you've had a good one dear Mags.
It must be a nightmare now Keef hasn't even got unlimited Interweb to keep him occupied. ;D
..and he never replied to my text. :(
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Happy birthday Ma'grit. Miss you round these parts! :notworthy: :kiss:
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Happy birthday! :D
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Oh, I nearly missed it - so some very belated but nevertheless best wishes for the next round ... :D ...
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Happy Birthday (sorry i'm late) to the sharer of my bed, the mother of my son, the iron-er of my pants & copier of my cd's :kiss: :notworthy: :von: , I wouldn't swap you for nearly anyone :wink: :twisted:
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she should be sainted :lol:
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Oh aye!............and where's my birthday thread?.........eh?......eh?.....
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scotty wrote:Oh aye!............and where's my birthday thread?.........eh?......eh?.....
No-one likes you :P
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markfiend wrote:
scotty wrote:Oh aye!............and where's my birthday thread?.........eh?......eh?.....
No-one likes you :P
G.I.R.F.U.Y.!!!!:twisted:
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scotty wrote:Happy Birthday...to the iron-er of my pants
For this alone she should be canonised! :lol:

Happy Birthday! 8)
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