Avast!

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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James Blast
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ye's be warn-ed 'tis ahlmost upon us, aaaaaarrrr......

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Aaaaaaaarrrrrr!!!!!
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Yarr, it be close to that time again, Billy Bones.
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Arrrgh - watch south park season 13 ep 7 :lol: :lol:
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Set sail and avoid the chocolate starfish etc, etc ;D
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Yarrr me hearty's ...
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum and all that.

My favourite day of the year!!!
We had a massive pirate party for my dad's 60th last year...hence my pic in the gallery hee hee. It was brilliant fun! and there was lots of rum...
as the day is long,
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Pirate girls mostly get a knife in the back - for the sake of the governor's daughter ...

so thanks, I rather keep to my woods ... :lol:
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Belay and WTF!? :roll:
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:eek: ... I'm astonished my joking seems again a bit wild for your guard ... ;D ... :lol: ...

Was it Elisabeth Taylor and Errol Flynn? And there are plenty similar examples ...

But as you mention it: Could you name an example to the contrary?
(I confess, I didn't have the means to check more current versions of the genre with Jonny Depp and stuff). :(

:eek:
And, of course, I did not expect you might identify yourself with "the governor", and you surely didn't, did you?

Anyway, in case you did ... :( ...

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I'm not so much into folk, usually ... but for that pretty means ...
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completely hatstand, indeed
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James Blast wrote:completely hatstand, indeed
Cannon's be loaded with Grape, Cap'n Sir. Jist say the word. Arrrrr! :wink:
Wyrd bið ful aræd...

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James Blast wrote:completely hatstand, indeed
:lol:
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sweet ...
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Did my bit here:

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...as part of the entertainment.

And also as one of the (exceedingly) warm bodies who made it possible for us to break the Guinness record for Most Pirates Gathered In One Place. Image Yaaarrr!!!
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why are pirates called "pirates"?

'cause they arrrrr! :lol:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

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