21-9-09 Danbert Brown's 20 Worst Sentences
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James Blast
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"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
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Silver_Owl
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What a wankor.Only those with a keen eye would notice his 14-karat gold bishop's ring with purple amethyst, large diamonds, and hand-tooled mitre-crozier appliqué.
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
As the day is long.
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markfiend
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For an author of novels, he makes a half-decent screenplay writer.
Oh wait, no he doesn't. The fillums of his books are sh!te. As are the books.
Oh wait, no he doesn't. The fillums of his books are sh!te. As are the books.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
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Silver_Owl
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Maybe they'd be better suited to the stage.markfiend wrote:For an author of novels, he makes a half-decent screenplay writer.
Oh wait, no he doesn't. The fillums of his books are sh!te. As are the books.
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
As the day is long.
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EvilBastard
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For an author of novels, he makes a half-decent lavatory attendant.
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Hank Moody
My ex read some phantasy-kitsch novel when I asked her what it was about.
That brief discussion ended with her reading some love scene aloud for me.
The original text must have been something like
Funnily the German translation was
That brief discussion ended with her reading some love scene aloud for me.
The original text must have been something like
Kitsch.Her golden hair framed her face, she appeared to be fulfilled, about to flow over.
Funnily the German translation was
..Okay. Not really wrong. Only, that just about every native German speaker will read that asIhr goldenes Haar umrahnte ihr Gesicht, sie wirkte voll, im Begriff überzulaufen.
Missus Ex was slightly miffed at the lauging attack I suffered for the next minutes.Her golden hair framed her face, she appeared to be pished as a newt, about to barf
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James Blast
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who is this 'ex'?
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
Doh!
Silly me - I've spent all these years trying to write intelligently, coherently and without resorting to trite clichés.
Clearly, I need to up the "pish" factor and agents will come flocking.
I will concede one point to Mr Brown - he is of course correct about "erudite" appeal.
Silly me - I've spent all these years trying to write intelligently, coherently and without resorting to trite clichés.
Clearly, I need to up the "pish" factor and agents will come flocking.
I will concede one point to Mr Brown - he is of course correct about "erudite" appeal.
You are what you drink - I'm a bitter man!
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markfiend
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No-one ever went broke under-estimating the intelligence of the average person. 
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell