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snowey
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One s**t manager and asst manager.

Please contact:

Peter Johnson
Chairman
c/o Tranmere Rovers
Prenton Park
Birkenhead
CHESHIRE

Would swap the pair for a pack of cheese and onion crisps :lol:

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Have aforementioned crisps. please provide a postal address.
Make sure they wipe the dogs eggs off their boots first though.


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wot's a tranmere?
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wot's a tranmere?
Are ye sittin' comfy James?

Let me take you back in time when Legends tell of a great mere and before that when there was just a mire moor. Not any usual moor for this was home to a tribe of Tranys. Lipstick wearing hand-bag wielding ferocious ladeemen with great big chests.

A lot of danger and deviance was spoken of, even said that only the grass grew straight. Their ranks were swelled by a covenant with a coven of lesbian witches from the neighbouring Lesahowse, who roamed the shores of these parts. Also because of their high-heeled irrigation techniques they grew rich and decadent. The legend tells of a great weekend of carousing and debauchery, people came all over the place until not a single men was saved from the sea that drowned everybody, creating the salty mere.

There's a special parade commemorates the occassion. Balls Road East, strsight up Harrisons Drive. :innocent:
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It's bad over there, isn't it? :(
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@ darkparticle :notworthy: :lol:
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Norman Hunter wrote:It's bad over there, isn't it? :(
Yup... :(

But look on the brightside were only 16 points off the top :lol:
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snowey wrote:But look on the brightside were only 16 points off the top :lol:
You could be Southampton...
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Only 19 points away from Leeds now... This league is now officially a 2 horse race between Leeds and Tranmere :lol: :lol: :roll: :evil: :lol:
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Norman Hunter wrote:
snowey wrote:But look on the brightside were only 16 points off the top :lol:
You could be Southampton...
You could be Chester!
"I've seen Andrew Eldritch in an ice hockey shirt onstage, and I've given him the benefit of the doubt"
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ribbons69 wrote:
Norman Hunter wrote:
snowey wrote:But look on the brightside were only 16 points off the top :lol:
You could be Southampton...
You could be Chester!
Chester's manager has gone today. oh dear, what a shame...lol
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Well done Leeds in dropping 2 points last night whilst we picked up maximum at Wycombe. :lol: :lol: :innocent: :lol:
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snowey wrote:Well done Leeds in dropping 2 points last night whilst we picked up maximum at Wycombe. :lol: :lol: :innocent: :lol:
Grayson out!!! :lol:
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This offer is now withdrawn. Both Barnes & McAteer are now available for free.

Please contact Birkenhead Job Centre.


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