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Say what ye will ... there's nothing worse than Yorkshire dialect ... :lol: ...
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Being645 wrote:Say what ye will ... there's nothing worse than Yorkshire dialect ... :lol: ...
You've obviously not spent much time in the West Midlands. :evil:
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Being645 wrote:Say what ye will ... there's nothing worse than Yorkshire dialect ... :lol: ...
Shut thy mitherin', th'art a reet barmpot!
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markfiend wrote:Shut thy mitherin',
That I get!
markfiend wrote:th'art a reet barmpot!
The 'barmpot' part I don't?
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MadameButterfly wrote:
markfiend wrote:Shut thy mitherin',
That I get!
markfiend wrote:th'art a reet barmpot!
The 'barmpot' part I don't?
:lol:

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why the extra 'r' when bam fully suffices, ya glaiket erses?
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James Blast wrote:why the extra 'r' when bam fully suffices, ya glaiket erses?
Shut thy cake-ole mardy-arse ;D
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:
markfiend wrote:Shut thy mitherin',
That I get!
markfiend wrote:th'art a reet barmpot!
The 'barmpot' part I don't?
:lol:

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Oh dear here we go again... still don't get the 'barmpot' part.
Sorry Hommy :|
Please explain it in very plain simple english would ya?
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Thanks Derek! :kiss:

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Erse!
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Ye all speak gibberish to me! ;D
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mh wrote:Ye all speak gibberish to me! ;D
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
Being645 wrote:Say what ye will ... there's nothing worse than Yorkshire dialect ... :lol: ...
You've obviously not spent much time in the West Midlands. :evil:
I confess ... :lol: ... though Telford has left the impression of an endless grey supermarket outlet ...
Birmingham looked more interesting ... however, no time for a stay on my way back to the ferry down south ... :wink:
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Being645 wrote:Birmingham looked more interesting
I rest my case, m'lud! ;D
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Ah'll gie ye ma tie tae pit oan, n some speed. Buck ye up a bit, let ye sel yirsel, ken?
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davedecay wrote:Ah'll gie ye ma tie tae pit oan, n some speed. Buck ye up a bit, let ye sel yirsel, ken?
Tha's Embra naw Glesga :|
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Foreigns! :roll:
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markfiend wrote:
Being645 wrote:Say what ye will ... there's nothing worse than Yorkshire dialect ... :lol: ...
Shut thy mitherin', th'art a reet barmpot!
... : :lol: : :lol: : :lol: : ...
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Being645 wrote:
markfiend wrote:
Being645 wrote:Say what ye will ... there's nothing worse than Yorkshire dialect ... :lol: ...
Shut thy mitherin', th'art a reet barmpot!
... : :lol: : :lol: : :lol: : ...
I would have slapped him if he had said that to me!
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