Rob Halford

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sorry, I meant Brrrrooooommmmm tish!
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Halford rules. Until he opens his mouth and that soft Brummie accent comes out :lol:
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There's so many awesome pictures of this guy I just have to add another one!

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On the subject of Mr. Halford, it looks like he made a Christmas album. No kidding. Must be something in the stars if Bob Dylan's isn't an anomaly. :lol:
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Toaster Mantis wrote:On the subject of Mr. Halford, it looks like he made a Christmas album. No kidding. Must be something in the stars if Bob Dylan's isn't an anomaly. :lol:
Oh dear - only slightly disturbing. One wonders whether he'll be putting his own lyrics to the best-loved Christmas carols...

We three rockers from Birmingham are
One with a shaved head, two with guitars
We don't keep our drummers, oh what a bummer,
And Ian plays bass - ta da.

Rock of wonder, rock of light
Rockers in leathers, rockers in tights
Rob's in codpiece, we're breaching the peace,
and we're ramming it down tonight.
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EvilBastard wrote:One wonders whether he'll be putting his own lyrics to the best-loved Christmas carols...

We three rockers from Birmingham are
One with a shaved head, two with guitars
We don't keep our drummers, oh what a bummer,
And Ian plays bass - ta da.

Rock of wonder, rock of light
Rockers in leathers, rockers in tights
Rob's in codpiece, we're breaching the peace,
and we're ramming it down tonight.
That's pretty hilarious. :lol:
You can take a tiger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the tiger... on the other hand, the tiger can't step into the same river twice because other waters are always flowing on to it. Yeah.
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Toaster Mantis wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:One wonders whether he'll be putting his own lyrics to the best-loved Christmas carols...

We three rockers from Birmingham are
One with a shaved head, two with guitars
We don't keep our drummers, oh what a bummer,
And Ian plays bass - ta da.

Rock of wonder, rock of light
Rockers in leathers, rockers in tights
Rob's in codpiece, we're breaching the peace,
and we're ramming it down tonight.
That's pretty hilarious. :lol:
No it's not. :evil:
Stop mocking the man - he's a METAL GOD. :P
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
Toaster Mantis wrote:That's pretty hilarious. :lol:
No it's not. :evil:
Stop mocking the man - he's a METAL GOD. :P
It's hard not to mock when you run into him in the chemists in Phoenix and he's comparing the SPFs of various sun creams to prevent his noggin from getting crisped. :lol:
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Oddly you don't see him in full leather gear much when its 110 in the shade - disappointing to see him in knee-length shorts, Teva sandals, and a charity fun-run t-shirt. :roll:
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so, did ye get a date out of it?
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James Blast wrote:so, did ye get a date out of it?
I'm not his type, alas... :(

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Hom_Corleone wrote:
Toaster Mantis wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:One wonders whether he'll be putting his own lyrics to the best-loved Christmas carols...

We three rockers from Birmingham are
One with a shaved head, two with guitars
We don't keep our drummers, oh what a bummer,
And Ian plays bass - ta da.

Rock of wonder, rock of light
Rockers in leathers, rockers in tights
Rob's in codpiece, we're breaching the peace,
and we're ramming it down tonight.
That's pretty hilarious. :lol:
No it's not. :evil:
Stop mocking the man - he's a METAL GOD. :P
Come on, I found that funny because I'm a Judas Priest fan myself... particularly the stuff with the revolving door of drummers.
You can take a tiger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the tiger... on the other hand, the tiger can't step into the same river twice because other waters are always flowing on to it. Yeah.
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Toaster Mantis wrote: Come on, I found that funny because I'm a Judas Priest fan myself... particularly the stuff with the revolving door of drummers.
Call yourself a fan? :evil: Where's your Rob Halford avatar :?:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:Call yourself a fan? :evil: Where's your Rob Halford avatar :?:
;D
What? Like this one?
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EvilBastard wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:Call yourself a fan? :evil: Where's your Rob Halford avatar :?:
;D
What? Like this one?
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Where's the leather and beard man?
And optional bullet belt? ;D
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Hom_Corleone wrote:Where's the leather and beard man?
And optional bullet belt? ;D
It's his day off :P :lol:
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EvilBastard wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:Where's the leather and beard man?
And optional bullet belt? ;D
It's his day off :P :lol:
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