Rob Halford
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sorry, I meant Brrrrooooommmmm tish!
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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Halford rules. Until he opens his mouth and that soft Brummie accent comes out
Four strings good, six strings bad
- Toaster Mantis
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On the subject of Mr. Halford, it looks like he made a Christmas album. No kidding. Must be something in the stars if Bob Dylan's isn't an anomaly.
You can take a tiger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the tiger... on the other hand, the tiger can't step into the same river twice because other waters are always flowing on to it. Yeah.
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Oh dear - only slightly disturbing. One wonders whether he'll be putting his own lyrics to the best-loved Christmas carols...Toaster Mantis wrote:On the subject of Mr. Halford, it looks like he made a Christmas album. No kidding. Must be something in the stars if Bob Dylan's isn't an anomaly.
We three rockers from Birmingham are
One with a shaved head, two with guitars
We don't keep our drummers, oh what a bummer,
And Ian plays bass - ta da.
Rock of wonder, rock of light
Rockers in leathers, rockers in tights
Rob's in codpiece, we're breaching the peace,
and we're ramming it down tonight.
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
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That's pretty hilarious.EvilBastard wrote:One wonders whether he'll be putting his own lyrics to the best-loved Christmas carols...
We three rockers from Birmingham are
One with a shaved head, two with guitars
We don't keep our drummers, oh what a bummer,
And Ian plays bass - ta da.
Rock of wonder, rock of light
Rockers in leathers, rockers in tights
Rob's in codpiece, we're breaching the peace,
and we're ramming it down tonight.
You can take a tiger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the tiger... on the other hand, the tiger can't step into the same river twice because other waters are always flowing on to it. Yeah.
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No it's not.Toaster Mantis wrote:That's pretty hilarious.EvilBastard wrote:One wonders whether he'll be putting his own lyrics to the best-loved Christmas carols...
We three rockers from Birmingham are
One with a shaved head, two with guitars
We don't keep our drummers, oh what a bummer,
And Ian plays bass - ta da.
Rock of wonder, rock of light
Rockers in leathers, rockers in tights
Rob's in codpiece, we're breaching the peace,
and we're ramming it down tonight.
Stop mocking the man - he's a METAL GOD.
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
As the day is long.
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It's hard not to mock when you run into him in the chemists in Phoenix and he's comparing the SPFs of various sun creams to prevent his noggin from getting crisped.Hom_Corleone wrote:No it's not.Toaster Mantis wrote:That's pretty hilarious.
Stop mocking the man - he's a METAL GOD.
"Skyowze may, miss, but will this stop me ed gettin' birned?"
Oddly you don't see him in full leather gear much when its 110 in the shade - disappointing to see him in knee-length shorts, Teva sandals, and a charity fun-run t-shirt.
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
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so, did ye get a date out of it?
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I'm not his type, alas...James Blast wrote:so, did ye get a date out of it?
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
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Come on, I found that funny because I'm a Judas Priest fan myself... particularly the stuff with the revolving door of drummers.Hom_Corleone wrote:No it's not.Toaster Mantis wrote:That's pretty hilarious.EvilBastard wrote:One wonders whether he'll be putting his own lyrics to the best-loved Christmas carols...
We three rockers from Birmingham are
One with a shaved head, two with guitars
We don't keep our drummers, oh what a bummer,
And Ian plays bass - ta da.
Rock of wonder, rock of light
Rockers in leathers, rockers in tights
Rob's in codpiece, we're breaching the peace,
and we're ramming it down tonight.
Stop mocking the man - he's a METAL GOD.
You can take a tiger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the tiger... on the other hand, the tiger can't step into the same river twice because other waters are always flowing on to it. Yeah.
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Call yourself a fan? Where's your Rob Halford avatarToaster Mantis wrote: Come on, I found that funny because I'm a Judas Priest fan myself... particularly the stuff with the revolving door of drummers.
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
As the day is long.
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What? Like this one?Hom_Corleone wrote:Call yourself a fan? Where's your Rob Halford avatar
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"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Hank Moody
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Where's the leather and beard man?EvilBastard wrote:What? Like this one?Hom_Corleone wrote:Call yourself a fan? Where's your Rob Halford avatar
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And optional bullet belt?
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
As the day is long.
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It's his day offHom_Corleone wrote:Where's the leather and beard man?
And optional bullet belt?
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Hank Moody
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EvilBastard wrote:It's his day offHom_Corleone wrote:Where's the leather and beard man?
And optional bullet belt?
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
As the day is long.