Progressive Rock in 5mins

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James Blast
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posted this in Joke of the Day but I ken very few go there and it's a Blaast! post so 12 replies then bin :lol:

but here I go again...
http://www.cracked.com/funny-2359-progressive-rock/
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How very true ;D
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Wasn't sure which topic to post in but...

Genius find sir! :notworthy:
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Pretty funny and must I say accurate. :lol:

Now, shall we greet or rue the day they make a page on the Sisters? :|
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I don't get it.
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Atomic Rooster ... :lol: ...
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Love the yodeling by Focus, funniest thing ever :lol: :lol: :roll:
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:lol: ... oh, yes ... and Focus as well ... ;D ...

reminds me of living in barracks, parks, squattered buildings ... and always music, alcohol, drugs and vermin around ...

somewhat like Floorshow ...

nevertheless, progressive we were ... :lol: ...
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I forwarded it to my sister who replied to say that her parental control had blocked it. She then scolded me for sending her porn and said that she'd be unlocking the parental control after the kids went to bed! I guess she's in for a disappointment.
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fair enough pt.2

more shit that may have humour attached http://www.cracked.com/funny-2171-slash/
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