Cheryl Cole 3 words

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"total utter wank"

"piece of s**t"

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that's 6 words isn't it?
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I'm gonna regret this but... who?

seriously
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Don't know her either but this is what I found...

this chick?
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Total Fuckin' Shag :twisted:
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told ye I'd regret it :(
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scotty wrote:Total Fuckin' Shag :twisted:
*calling as loud as i can*

missus scotty! :twisted:
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Lucky geordie slag :lol:
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<---stops watching
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scotty wrote:Total Fuckin' Shag :twisted:
Well I would. :innocent:
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I certainly would not!
Trollop!
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Yeah right! Whomever you're trying to impress left the building long ago.
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Francis wrote:Yeah right! Whomever you're trying to impress left the building long ago.
I know.
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It's a damn sight more than three words but:

How the hell anyone can take her seriously as (a) a musician or worse, (b) a judge on a "talent" competition when she herself is a winner of a very similar "talent" competition is beyond me.

Furthermore, she's a convicted racist, and rumour has it that the marriage to Ashley Cole is a publicity ruse to whitewash (pun definitely intended) that fact. That the marriage also helps quash the allegations and suspicions surrounding his sexuality (phones on vibrate, boys?) is a bit of a bonus on his side of the equation.

Note that I have no axe to grind concerning anyone's sexuality, and I can understand why a hypothetical gay Premiership footballer would want to stay closeted...
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markfiend wrote:It's a damn sight more than three words but:

How the hell anyone can take her seriously as (a) a musician or worse, (b) a judge on a "talent" competition when she herself is a winner of a very similar "talent" competition is beyond me.

Furthermore, she's a convicted racist, and rumour has it that the marriage to Ashley Cole is a publicity ruse to whitewash (pun definitely intended) that fact. That the marriage also helps quash the allegations and suspicions surrounding his sexuality (phones on vibrate, boys?) is a bit of a bonus on his side of the equation.

Note that I have no axe to grind concerning anyone's sexuality, and I can understand why a hypothetical gay Premiership footballer would want to stay closeted...
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I can't bloody stand the woman TBH, and she's got cankles ha ha!
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markfiend wrote: Furthermore, she's a convicted racist,
From Wikipedia...
The jury found her guilty of assault occasioning actual bodily harm, but cleared her of racially aggravated assault
I quite like the idea that her marriage is a publicity stunt!
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I stand corrected. 8)
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I think she's alright. :|
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My daughter loves her. Just got her the album, too.
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Norman Hunter wrote:My daughter loves her. Just got her the album, too.
I'm obviously from the same age demographic as your daughter then.
Although I have no idea about her musical output. :|
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
Norman Hunter wrote:My daughter loves her. Just got her the album, too.
I'm obviously from the same age demographic as your daughter then.
Although I have no idea about her musical output. :|
Cheryl Cole or Jessica? :lol:

FWIW, she loves this man

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Hom_Corleone wrote:
Norman Hunter wrote:My daughter loves her. Just got her the album, too.
I'm obviously from the same age demographic as your daughter then.
Although I have no idea about her musical output. :|
Cheryl Cole or Jessica? :lol:

FWIW, she loves the 'Priest! Thrashes away to Painkiller regularly :D
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Good girl. :D
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