THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's s**t ... that's right, s**t!
s**t may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke s**t, buy s**t, sell s**t, lose s**t, find s**t, forget s**t, and tell others to eat s**t.
Some people know their s**t, while others can't tell the difference between s**t and shineola.
There are lucky s**t, dumb s**t, and crazy s**t. There is bull s**t, horse s**t, and chicken s**t.
You can throw s**t, sling s**t, catch s**t, shoot the s**t, or duck when the s**t hits the fan.
You can give a s**t or serve s**t on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep s**t or be happier than a pig in s**t.
Some days are colder than s**t, some days are hotter than s**t, and some days are just plain s**t.
Some music sounds like s**t, things can look like s**t, and there are times when you feel like s**t.
You can have too much s**t, not enough s**t, the right s**t, the wrong s**t or a lot of weird s**t.
You can carry s**t, have a mountain of s**t, or find yourself up s**t creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to s**t and other times you fall in a bucket of s**t and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your s**t, you don't need to know anything else!!
Well, s**t, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a s**t and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of s**t. But, if you happened to catch a load of s**t from some s**t-head...........
Well, s**t Happens - just the depth varies!!!
