Sky are rumoured to be close to launching their own dedicated Scottish Channel later this month, and have previewed what they are intending to broadcast
Here's a selection of the listed programmes:
Sky Wan
9am: News and whair it's pishin doon
9.30am: How clairty is yer hoose? - This week the ladies pay a visit to a man whose wife shot the craw only three days ago to find the entire hoose under five inches of stoor and the cludgy honkin o' pish
10am: The Mags Hainey Show - Early mornin chat show hosted by big Mags Hainey in which neds and sengas settle their petty differences by screaming obscenities and attacking each other with furniture for the amusement of the viewing public. This morning's episode is entitled "Whair's ma fuckin hoosekeepin money disappeared tae?"
12.30pm: News and whair it's pishin doon
1pm: Neeburs - Soap opera set in the village of Kinghorn in Fife . This week Archie accuses Morag of being in league with Lucifer and has her burned at the stake
2pm: Film - Angels wi Manky Coupons - remake of the film Angels with Dirty faces set in Easterhouse and the Gorbals
4pm: Tam the Tank Engine - Tam goes aff the rails and the Fat Controller is chuffed tae bits
4.15pm: Boab the Builder - Reality show where Boab is investigated by the Inland Revenue
6pm: News and whair it's pishin doon
7pm: Doaktir Whae - In this week's episode the Scottish time traveller takes the TARDIS back tae 1966 and breks Geoff Hurst's legs wae a sonic Glesca screwdriver
7.30pm: Torn Faced Cockney wankers - Eastenders wi' subtitles. In tonight's episode, Pauline gets her jotters fae the steamie while the rest o' the cast stoat aboot wi' faces the length o' Leith Walk
9pm: Fitba Player's Burds - Drama surrounding the players of fourth division Auchtermuchty Rovers and their off-pitch antics. This week Boaby is worried that the club is facing relegation while Moira is gettin baw deep from the Aberfeldy Academicals goalie
10pm: News and whair it's pishin doon
12.30am: Merrit Wi Weans - Re-make of the popular American sit-com 'Married With Children.' In this week's episode, Al sits in front o' the telly while Peg is still chokin for her Nat King Cole
1.30am: The Beechgrove Back-Green - The boys plans tae dae up a gairdin in Niddrie are scuppered when local neds eff off wi the wheelbarra
2.15am: Close Doon
4.12.09: Launch of Sky 's new Scottish Channel
I actually watch Eastenders with Hungarian subtitles.
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Not dubbed?Pista wrote:
I actually watch Eastenders with Hungarian subtitles.
I'd tune in to this too btw
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Puir kwality Mr.S, laffed ma erse aff!
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