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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Chairman Bux
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Dad!

:lol:
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a Pink CDV is quite butch, I'd have said 6 pink poodles armed with hairdryers or Lady GaGa :lol:
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James Blast wrote:6 pink poodles armed with Lady GaGa
A formidable force indeed.

Time to head for them thar hills, methinks.
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James Blast wrote:a Pink CDV is quite butch, I'd have said 6 pink poodles armed with hairdryers or Lady GaGa :lol:
Oh.. I feel sorry for you.. :lol: ..just kill Lady GaGa and...the world will be green again.. :lol:

I have to stop this Alvin Stardust seedee now... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Chairman Bux wrote:Dad!

:lol:
:eek: ..if this is your dad..who´s mine then?? :eek:
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Are you two.... :o ....one and.... ....the same... :?: ... person? :o :o :o :o :innocent:
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I...must...be...you then...?! :eek:
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Oh please there are thousands of you! :roll:
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MadameButterfly wrote:Oh please there are thousands of you! :roll:
Fact! :notworthy:
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ThousandAndrews wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:Oh please there are thousands of you! :roll:
Fact! :notworthy:
Hee!
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Chairman Bux wrote:Dad!

:lol:
Granddad was cooler though

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only if your name's Ravenscroft or Ravencroft if you're Amerikan
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there's far to many emoticons in this thread.
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Chairman Bux wrote:So you don't like it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pttkAyWvAhU ... :urff: :urff: :urff: ... makes me run for fresh air, with or without a pink CDV.

And a common biscuit won't change that, either - unless it's a real fruity one ... ;D
James Blast wrote:does that mean we'll be able to understand a majority of your posts?
:D ... lovely joke ... :lol:
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OMG! :urff:

I've just seen what this thread is about!

Chairman get a new therapist! :urff:

This has to be HL's newest lowest of lows.
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paint it black wrote:Granddad was cooler though
nah, that's uncle gene.

granddad was link wray, surely? :lol:
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Chairman Bux wrote:
James Blast wrote:I think you mean grammar but "the crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe"
It's the excessive :roll: punctuation that troubles
me.... I find it difficult... :urff: to follow ... the conversation
...when it's done... :o like that.
You just need to apply yourself...blimmin' lightweight :P
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Debaser wrote:
Chairman Bux wrote:
James Blast wrote:I think you mean grammar but "the crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe"
It's the excessive :roll: punctuation that troubles
me.... I find it difficult... :urff: to follow ... the conversation
...when it's done... :o like that.
You just need to apply yourself...blimmin' lightweight :P
yeah everyone got my first thread in this place and i did the same...no i did it even worse! :twisted:
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paint it black wrote:
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Whatta man, whatta man, whatta man, whatta mighty good man.
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James Blast wrote:does that mean we'll be able to understand a majority of your posts?
Being645 wrote::D ... lovely joke ... :lol:
... in order to avoid any misunderstandings, and maybe for some grammatological reasons, I gotta correct myself:


:D ... lovely joke ... :lol: :lol: ...
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Zane zane zane, ouvrez le chien.
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ah-ha-hah ... :lol: :lol: :lol: ...
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markfiend wrote:Zane zane zane, ouvrez le chien.
but surely you'd rather stay here with all the madmen than perish with the sadmen?
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LouLou wrote:
markfiend wrote:Zane zane zane, ouvrez le chien.
but surely you'd rather stay here with all the madmen than perish with the sadmen?
I'm quite content, they're all as sane as me. ;D
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